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Sunday 22 January 2017

Corrie Weekly Awards for Jan. 16 - 20

Have We Met award: Tim. Weatherfield County, Sally and football hooligans. Nope. Can't see it. Tim and Sally and the Tandem. You got to give him points for trying.

Close Call award: Phelan was jacking open the garage door only to find Luke and Tracy behind it, she just tying her coat belt over ... well, nothing, from what it sounded like, and Tracy freaked out that it was caught on CCTV!

Cocktail award: Sinead was drinking lager with marachino cherries. Is that a thing now? Beer with sweet fruit in it?

Continuity Fail: Bethany was doing hair and makeup for a school friend only last week, she told Nathan she didn't have any friends.

Stuck in the Middle award: Liz. She's got her son one one side and she knows a lot more than she can tell Michelle who is on the other side hating him but grieving, and Liz knows how she feels, too.

Wedding Fashion Fail: Eileen was meant to buy a new wedding frock. What she ended up with looked nice but it doesn't scream "wedding" to me.

No Clue You: Chesney can't undersand how they could split up over a plant.

That's you told award: Looks like Tyrone still harbours a bit of resentment towards Kevin for the affair with Molly after all.

Lines of the week:
Gemma to Chesney: "Rita's got more life in her than you have!" (She's right, too!)
Phelan to Andy "I'd appreciate it if you would burn down Kev's garage"
Steph to Kevin "I don't know a steering rack from me big end"
Tim to Sally "You know what? You're the best bird I've ever had" (Such a romantic!)
Kevin "I think someone's got a vendetta against me" (and you can't think of *anyone*?"
Kevin "I may have to rob Peter to pay Paul" Luke "Yeah, but who's going to pay Luke?"
Steve "I can't believe I'm having to explain to Peter Barlow how two sad and lonely people can have a sordid night"
Tyrone to Luke "You never told me your sister were clever" (well, it's only common sense and you could have figured it out yourself, you dolt)
Sally "I've got needs, Tim. Needs!"
Chesney about the dead Flytrap "Maybe something disagreed with it" (chili sauce, perhaps?)
Phelan "I'm sure you can understand my not insignificant annoyance"
Phelan "Better men than me are ten a penny"

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Rapunzel said...

Father of the Year award to Gary who told Sarah that, without her, there was nothing much to keep him in Weatherfield.
Nothing that is except ... YOUR SON perhaps?!!

Scott Willison said...

I'm guessing Eileen's rather plain frock was based on the fact that she wanted to get some wear out of it. She's a practical woman who hasn't got much cash so buying something special she'd only wear once would seem horribly extravagant.

Anonymous said...

Mother of the year [not!]award to Sarah who despite her claims she dumped Gary to put Bethany first has shown little concern in what her daughter is getting into?
Sadly when everything hits the fan,Sarah will make it all about her and what a horrible mother she is!


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