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Coronation Street Episode Review Monday 30th January
Pets are supposed to teach small children about death; unfortunately the vicious murder of Cilla the chinchilla has taught Hope about vengeance. I presume like most murders in Weatherfield, it will be a miscarriage of justice and it's actually Cerberus who's the real canine crim. Hope inveigles Sam into borrowing Vin Weasel from the barbers and makes it bite her, then accuses Peanut of the dreadful deed, only to become upset when she learns the diddy dachshund may end up being put down.
In white supremacist news, Max's solicitor (whither Posh Paula?) reckons he's got a good chance of getting off due to having been groomed by Griff, but her fees are higher than David's bouffant (I paraphrase). David persuades Audrey to lend him the money (probably because she knows he'd steal it otherwise) and all seems good until Stephen finds out this would lead to equity release on Grasmere Drive and he talks her out of it. David shoves Uncy Stephen against a wall and there's a bit of handbags between them. Don't know who to be more worried about - Stephen has (accidentally) killed two men, but David's been in prison (twice) and once pushed his own mum down the stairs. All of this is moot anyway as Max decides to plead guilty, saying he needs to face up to the consequences of his actions. I presume unless the prison set is going to be remodelled as a young offenders' institute then Paddy Bever is doing his A-levels?
Talking of grooming, Nick is angry when he spots Damon showing Sam how the DJ booth works during their all-you-can-vomit cocktail hour (two things: Boozy Bistro on a Monday? Are they insane? I know Manchester is party town, but still. Secondly, Damon DJing? I thought, legally, only Ryan was allowed to spin the wheels of steel in the M10 area). Nick should be less bothered about drugs king pin Damon and more about Sam's friendship with the devil child Hope.
Daisy and Daniel have remembered that their housemate and sort of sibling Tracy runs a flower shop and they try to tap her for free blooms. This isn't going to work as Tracy doesn't suffer relatives gladly and secondly, influencer promos need to be site specific, surely? No-one's going to drive across the north west to buy a bouquet just because Daisy's promoted Preston's Petals on her socials. Also, double D want a chocolate fountain at their wedding - is it 2009??
Daisy should be organising the Chemma nuptial as the wedding pot is missing a few quid since Chesney registered his burger joint with Companies House (and presumably also www,chesburgers,biz). In fact, how anyone's managed to get wed since marriage maven Michelle stopped organising them is a mystery. Gemma looks after Bertie as well as Glory and the quads (Joseph has run away to sea to avoid the potato painting and screaming) but I'm wondering which kid is going to be rushed to A&E in an upcoming episode.
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Monday 30 January 2023
Coronation Street Episode Review Thursday 26 January 2023
Over on the mean Street in Weatherfield we find that Alya has come out of surgery for a punctured lung and has not yet breathed her last. We get a brief visit to the Kate Oates Memorial Hospital with Alya coming round from her operation. She is clearly still in a lot of pain when Daryan turns up. Despite the operation and pain the pressure for beds is immense and Alya comes home where Sarah tries to get them to accept that Max was not responsible. Alya is not interested but is later well enough to spot that Speed Dahl is closed and she sends Stu and Yasmeen back to work.
Fiz and Tyrone are home again and apparently last night went well. Hope hits them with a shopping list for Cilla but Ty is not impressed telling Hope that if she wants to spend money on the chinchilla then she has to find a way of earning it. A little later Kirk is looking for a dog sitter for Peanut and Fiz suggests that Hope might be interested. Kirk and Peanut visit but Peanut is not entirely sure about Cilla and there is some apparent growling. Hope is offered £5 for the night's dog sitting and ups her demand to £10! However the girls come downstairs and find that Cilla has escaped from her cage and it appears that Cilla is no more. Peanut is prime suspect - but there are no bites or any other evidence that the dog is to blame. Cilla is buried in Victoria Gardens and Hope delivers a touching farewell and a spine-chilling threat that her death will not be in vain.
Gemma is babysitting Glory for Michael and tells him that she does not have the qualifications or insurance - Michael is desperate and suggests that she minds the baby as a friend and he pays her on the sly. Chesney has taken some money out of the wedding fund and has put together his own super tasty BBQ sauce, following Dev's encouragement on Wednesday. Eventually Chesney - under threat from a pair of tongs - admits to Gemma that he has used some of the wedding fund money - but before he can really explain why she tells him he can sleep in Prima Doner tonight.
Christina Boyd has decided to go as she is making no progress with Daisy but Daniel is not prepared to give up just yet when Christina shows him her mother's necklace to be given to Daisy. He makes a date with Daisy in the Bistro and when Daisy arrives dolled up to the nines he leaves as Christina appears but before going suggests they should at least talk for once. Daisy tells her mother that she wants to hear nothing she has to say - but does stay. Christina passes over the necklace but Daisy rejects it. Christina admits that she was not a good mother and blamed everyone else. She just did not want to be a mother - she did not like it and could not handle it and she knows they have missed out on everything - but feels that Daisy has had a better life without her and Christina admits that she would do the same again - because she loves Daisy. Later Daisy returns to Number One wearing the necklace and Daisy admits that her mother was at least honest and is coming to the wedding. Daisy's stalker is still stalking and finally gets blocked.
Max believes he has a rubbish life and that whilst he was born in this country no one - including David - ever stands up for him and takes his side. He had no idea what Blake was planning. He denies being a racist and he did not want anyone to be hurt. Max observes that to DS Swain he is just stupid scum. Swain does not deny the allegation. He has never had a handout, or a leg-up or extra help. He has ADHD and cannot get back into his school. His mother was murdered outside his house when he was nine. He has had to learn to fend for himself. He is lonely, so when someone tells you that you are not mad, and that you are not worthless and you are not alone - the hidden subtext is you listen and get sucked in. A little later it appears that the CPS have been consulted and Max is to be formally charged with incitement to attempted murder.
Written by Cameron McAllister and Nessah Muthy. Directed by Miguel Guerreiro.
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