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Thursday, 5 April 2018

Corrie: A Costume Drama



Wednesday’s double Coronation Street brought us yet more offerings from the dressing-up box that time forgot. Poor Chesney, given the reins as manager of Dev’s new chippy “For Your Fries Only” was forced to wear a haddock costume to help promote the business. Which he ended up getting stuck in. Dev was very excited. It was kind of funny but made me wonder how many fancy dress scenes in Corrie is too many?

Oh my cod
Not long ago Chesney and Sinead were planning to get married. Beth had arranged a get-together in the Bistro to celebrate and watch a DVD of Sinead’s childhood. It all went wrong. And again they were in fancy dress. Beth as some kind of 1920’s madam and Ches as a toy soldier. Hilarious.

Armed and ridiculous
Charming but simple-minded Kirk discovered his political ambitions back in September. Or rather he was coerced into standing for Mayor, going up against ultra-ambitious Sally Webster. But he didn’t campaign the conventional way. He ran as ‘Buzzer the Bee’ – Weatherfield County’s football mascot. My sides are splitting here.

Kirk wants to “Bee” Mayor

Henry Newton, heir to the famous brewery, was recently exposed in his cruel prank on Gemma, revealing he was only ‘dating’ her for a bet. Gemma was heartbroken. She’d not long ago organized a FANCY DRESS party for his birthday. He went as a sailor and she went as frog spawn (I think). Anyway how novel. 

You be my seaman I'll be your spawn
Roy Cropper showed his grumpy side over Christmas, channeling a mash-up of Ebenezer Scrooge and Santa Claus. He claimed to be impersonating Pelznickel, a sort of German Father Christmas that comes out of the woods in a bad mood and scares children. He offered fruit and veg as Christmas presents to Weatherfields kids. They obviously loved it. 

The bag is non-negotiable
In a separate Christmas episode, more dressing up took place. Eva and Adam got steamy at the community centre between scenes of Billy’s Christmas play. No wonder he turned to drugs.

Once upon a time...


Merry Kiss-mas
I don’t really understand why Corrie keeps turning to fancy dress. It rarely adds much to a storyline. I know the show has a long tradition of getting out the silly costumes (see below). But perhaps they should lock up the costume box for a bit and focus on some nice juicy summer storylines for us.

If you're going to do it, do it proper'!

@StevieDawson




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8 comments:

C in Canada said...

I disagree, I love the costumes!
Kirk and Beth's 80's themed wedding was the bomb!
I also loved the toy soldiers bit for Chesney's stag do (that never was) I thought that was very clever.

C in Canada said...

PS - when will we find out the results of the last 'spot the prop' quiz?
Dying to know if I got the vase's location right...

njblas said...

It all boils down to Kate Oates' desperate campaign to perpetuate the myth that Corrie is still a wonderful blend of drama and comedy. Unfortunately the current writers are inept at comedy and bereft of ideas. So let's put everyone in costumes! The audience will be in stitches. Especially with a few shots of Cathy and Brian gurning, or the zip breaking on Chesney's fish costume. Guaranteed laugh-a-minute stuff...not!

SuzInToronno said...

Sorry but Chesney in that silly fish costume coupled with Jimmi Harkishin's horrendous acting did not make for a fun time. Why in the world don't they get rid of those stale, useless characters and give the writers something to work with?

Anonymous said...

It can work. But it's like the producer is saying 'throw in a funny costume to keep the moaners happy'. As my old granny used to say 'It's not funny if it's too daft to laugh at'.

Anonymous said...

Kate Oakes is on record as saying she does not find slapstick funny, yet apparently daft costumes is ?

Anonymous said...

Norris got dressed uр a couрle of times recently - most notably as Obi Wan Shoрkeeрer to Mary's Рrincess Leia :)

Unknown said...

Just sooooo lame....

Agree... get rid of old stale, characters.... that describes the entire cast at the moment... this show could really use a serious reboot.

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