Not the Romance Of the Century: Mary asked Norris to marry her so they could be legitimate Mr. and Mrs. for the competition. The man, he say Yes!
Bible award: Her name might be Leanne, not Mary, but she and her baby were offered a room at the Inn. Rovers Return Inn, of course!
Fashion Trend award: Liz has jumped into the boat of people wearing black rimmed specs.
Continuity Fail (again): Sally threatened Gina with having to pay her rent. But I'm sure Sally used her connections to get Gina a nicer council flat. Why isn't she living in it? What did I miss?
Well Placed Signage award: I think Robert needs to take his own sign's advice.
Lines of the week:
Beth "an alcoholic running a pub..." Roy "It worked out for Sam Malone" (of Cheers fame) Beth "Is that the fella with the eye patch that runs the Flying Horse?"
Mary "Mother used to say every time you lie, an angel's wings catch fire" (said with perfect delivery!)
Sinead to Gemma "I've only got an hour for dinner and your mouth is taking up most of it"
Gina about Sally "You should have seen her in the olden days before she became Lady Muck. She could turn her hand to anything... and did!"
Mary "I have worn this exact outfit on the bus many times and let me tell you. It's a lot less trouble than the Chewbacca get-up" (hahahahaha! I did NOT expect that)
Audrey to Gail "You're like some harbinger of Doom, you are"
Moira "Friendship is no substitute for a tight ship"
Michelle "Stop whining and grow a pair. You're even more high maintenance than Steve" (this coming from the High Maintenance Queen)
Drew's father "I denied my son in life. I will no deny him in death" (about flamin' time!)
Rosie "The thing that you use when you want to put things in and put them in the post" Gina "An envelope"
Rosie "It's so weird how some words just won't stick with me no matter how many times I hear them, they just seem to slip away"
Summer to Amy "You may be shallow and dim and vain but at least you say what you think" Amy "Is that an insult or a compliment?"
Billy "Do you think we might be out of our depth?" Todd "Oh yeah. Definitely out of our depth"
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