Robert and Michelle, they're so boring
That current storyline leaves me snoring
Michelle with Steve was barely viable
Putting her with Robert is totally risible
Please Kate Oates, make it stop
I can't decide which character I'd rather you drop
Arms folded; dead-eyed stares
All those impossibly black dyed hairs
Come on Corrie Street, bring it to an end
Before you send this viewer completely round the bend
By Graeme Naylor (Channeling Pam Ayres).
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