1. There needs to be a spin-off for Liz McDonald: Girl Detective. Coming soon to ITV - six one hour episodes, as the plucky former landlady uses her honey trap skills to unearth rogues and con-artists across the North. Could be the new Broadchurch.
2. Apparently Weatherfield Young Offender's Institute has its own day spa. That's the only explanation I can think of for Clayton's deep tan despite being locked up for nearly a year. Maybe Nathan is doing community service there?
3. Corrie's reading materials continue to fascinate. Following in the footsteps of the legendary moxy!, this week we got copies of Sultry and Cheshire Haven. Where can I subscribe?
4. The whole point of a tie is to keep you erect. Thank you for this pearl of wisdom, Norris. I'll think of you next time I'm pulling my knot tight.
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