Useless Twit award aka Showing your True Colours award: Karl.
Passing notes in school: Lewis passing a furtive note saying "I love you" to Gail right under Audrey's nose.
Pot stirring award: Eva just can't help herself.
Music ambience award: White Wedding playing in the pub while Julie and Kirsty are talking weddings.
What part of "No" award: How many times did Jenna have to tell Sophie she didn't want a drink bought for her?
Hard A$$ award: Kevin. He has no right putting in a complaint. Sophie is of legal age isn't she? Ivy Tilsley award: Gail peeking out through the nets gave me shivers.
Spare Part award: Ryan Connor. Only seen these days chatting to Sophie.
Rites of Manhood award: Nick finally grew a pair and told his mother to go pound sand if she couldn't accept Leanne.
Deja Vu award: Nick told Kylie she'll have to have an abortion. There isn't even a sure chance it's his. At least the dna is similar.
Lines of the Week:
Leanne "Oh no, Eva, you're the soul of discretion"
Gail "Do you think I made things worse going to see Leanne?" (Duh.)
Kevin "Don't insult me intelligence" (you constantly prove you don't have any)
Lewis "Cruel to be kind. Time to cut those apron strings" (haven't we been saying that for years?)
Gail "I'm not just a pretty face" (you can say that again)
"David? The voice of reason? Now we *are* in trouble" and
"It's not every day your mother threatens to knock you over and sit on you"
"Most men aren't interested in a woman's foundations, Lewis"
Mandy "Jenn's not even gay for heavens' sake!" (Phrase of Doom, anyone?)
Lewis "I like them desperate, age is immaterial"
Kirk "I get this all the time, people wanting to pick me brains"
Dev about Karl "Your partner, your lover, your... drain on your resources?"
Lloyd "I'm sure this will straighten itself out. No pun intended."
Roy "Mother was once told that she was an Empress in a former life. It's a notion she's struggled to dismiss"
Stella "You took my toast for granted"
Eva "It's your funeral.... sorry! Wedding!" (hahahahaha!)
Kylie "Love's blind" Gail "Have to be deaf and all, mouth on her!" (She's got a point)
Mary "I've ruined the wedding" Lewis "Have you slept with the groom?" (No, that was Kylie's misfortune)
Mary to Roy "We mustn't let a French tart come between us!" (Marscapone, that's Italian isn't it?)
Karl to Sunita "I'd rather be hated by her than loved by you!" (Ouch!)
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