Sunday, 20 January 2013

Corrie Weekly Awards: Jan. 14 - 18

Ironic fail: Norris might think the customer comes first but he's always rude to the Kabin punters.

Pride goeth before a fall award: Roy refuses to give an inch with Mary.
Nick was relieved when he thought Kylie had the termination.

Damned if you do, Damned if you don't award: Kylie is most definitely between two rocks.

Hoist with your own petard award: Rob didn't know that Carla was on to him and she's playing him at his own game.

Wolf in sheep's clothing award: Kirsty pretended to make peace with Fiz. She's setting her up for something, you just know it.

Judas Kiss: I can't believe Kirsty gave Fiz a supposed conciliatory peck on the cheek before leaving! Brilliant touch, ITV!

Hard Bargain award: Rob wants 45% of the factory. Carla doesn't really have a choice.

Phrase of doom alert:
Michelle's remark to Rob "Just because you kissed and made up doesn't mean I have to" foreshadowing a Michelle and Rob fling, mark my words.

Guilty conscience award: Tyrone wants what he wants but feels bad for dumping Kirsty in it anyway.

Inevitable award: After all the near misses when Ty didn't get caught with Fiz, that phone down the sofa cushion was his undoing.
Sally's ego was eagerly massaged by Rob and she spilled the beans about Carla's meeting.

Musical ambience award: Thumping of the bass echoing Kirsty's pounding heart when she found all the evidence of Tyrone's betrayal

Lines of the Week:
Hayley to Roy "No one ever choked to death swallowing his pride, you know."
Dev to Sunita "You deserve more. You always did"
Mary "camphor and cinnamon, a heady combination"
Karl "It was over before i moved in sweetheart"
Jason "The guy's a right scumbag." Sunita "You've been talking to Dev?" Jason "I've been talking to Karl"
Kylie "I'm not Tina. I'm not doing this to hurt you" (She didn't do it to hurt him either)
Carla "I've eaten bigger blokes than you for breakfast" Rob "Thought you were looking a bit tubby around the middle" (pestery little brother isn't he?)
Gail "Not that I'd tell anyone" David "My mother. The soul of discretion"
Sally "You never know what's round the corner"
Kirsty to Fiz "I'm the last person who deserves your sympathy"
Kirsty "I don't blame you for being skeptical" Fiz "Kirsty, you hate my guts!"
Rob "I got your message, I can't say I like your tone" (what would you expect, you twit)
Carla "I'd rather have you in the tent peeing out"
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