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Sunday 21 February 2016

Corrie Weekly Awards, February 15 - 19

Trophy Babe award: Tim.

Not the brightest button award: Tim would have been more successful at hiding and avoiding Sally's photoshoot if he hadn't tried hiding behind a newspaper in the local cafe.

Continuity fail. I'm sure on Friday's episode Tracy mentioned that she and Robert were staying overnight at the hotel where the wedding fair was, but Robert then called up the hotel on Monday booking a surprise night in a posh suite for them. Don't tell my girlfriend! Huh?

Catwalk fail: Sinead modelled the lingerie. In a grotty factory with a few pieces of fabric draped behind her. And her hair ... done up like a baby doll or something. She looked like she was trying to appear about 13 years old or something. Is that the look you want when modelling lingerie for "real" women? Maybe I'm just getting old.

Musical ambience: Sally entering the pub to the lyric "Thunder only happens when it's raining." (Dreams by Fleetwood Mac, though it's appropriate for her ambitions, I think)

Fashionista: Liz's new 'do. Very nice!

Rude Girl award: Sophie. Izzy was waiting to see Gary at the gym. Sophie barged in and even when told Izzy was there first, continued with her own agenda.

Cloud Cuckoo Land: Anna. Wouldn't it have been easier, even if difficult, just to TELL KEVIN THE TRUTH? Going postal and causing carnage and not expecting your daughter to hear about it was delusional, as well.

Make it stop award: Carla. Tracy. Vendetta. Done like dinner. Why doesn't Carla just tell Robert she's being blackmailed by Tracy? That would stop Tracy in her tracks.

Love Lightning Bolt award: Zeedan. Instantly struck by Cupid's arrow when Rana rocked up!

Lines of the week:
David, on seeing Anna go mad with the sledgehammer "Well that takes me back" (the only saving grace in that whole scene!)
Sally about men and gifts "Hints don't work, not unless you write it on a bit of paper and nail it to their leg"
Michelle to the harpist "Do you have transportation for that? A roadie?" Robert "A harpy, surely"
Tracy to Carla "Why do you always interfere in my life" (Irony award?)
Chesney "If it turns out that me girlfriend's turning in to a supermodel, I'll just have to live with that" (bragging rights!)
Carla "Either I tell Nick or Tracy does" (then TELL him!!!)
Sally to Tim "Smile and taste the flippin' soup!"
Carla "Enjoy your pow wow" Michelle "I've never had one before. Does it hurt?"
Cathy "I don't like brazen. It's unbecoming"
Sally "I need you to meet me at Streetcars and wear a nice shirt" Tim "Why, where're we going?" Sally "All the way to the top, Timothy, all the way to the top!"
Norris about Sally "She thinks she's Erin Brockovich when she's got all the grace of Ann Widdecombe
David "If you dig your heels in now, is she going to start feeling trapped? (Good point) Is that how you want to start married life?" (No, I think starting married life on a lie is much better, don't you? Of course, Nick doesn't know that yet)

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Anonymous said...

Maybe the photographer was going for the Lolita look with Sinead. Creepy? Yes! Effective in selling lingerie to men? Yes!

Anonymous said...

jack in the box..Sophie..just pops up at random demanding to know what's going on and..they tell her!! How about just once someone tell her to MYOB? I'd love to see that one. Also, Rosie Webster was paraded around endlessly with all her bits hanging out when she launched her 'modelling' career, which was dismal..I remember the photo shoot with her and a shirt-less Jason..gawdawful stuff.


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