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Sunday 9 December 2012

Coronation Street weekly awards for December 3 - 7

Pants on Fire award: Dennis has a job but it's a lollipop man and he hasn't told Rita what it really is. Kylie is lying about taking her birth control pills.

Nasty Oik award: Norris. Never a good word to say to anyone. Spreading malicious gossip because promises mean nothing.

Musical Ambience award: You're So Vain playing in the salon when Kylie and David were arguing.

Scrubs up well award: Dennis looked very handsome in his suit.

Observant award: Lloyd and Steve reckon Lewis looks pretty cosy with Gail.

Breakup Number 35 award: Tommy's walked out. Again.

Harsh award: David said some horribly hurtful things to Kylie when he found out about the pills. He wasn't very nice to Tina either.

Cat out of the bag award: Tommy gobbed off at Gary and it's got a few people suspicious that Gary pretended Tina dumped Tommy not the other way around. So he puts the cap on it and announces it to everyone in the pub and the secret about the baby is out. Tommy really is a little gobsh## isn't he?

Fashion award: Eva's headgear is wearing its winter coat!

Lines of the week:
Kirsty "Everyone knows what she's like now. It's not Saint Fiz anymore"
Sally "I'm saying nothing" Beth "Is that a promise?" Sally "I refuse to be part of a mob" (That's a first)
Mandy to Jason "You're not only good looking, you're smart" (you *are* new here)
Rita "Unlike some people, I'm not 'Rent-a-Gasbag'" Norris "Are you inferring that I'm verbally incontinent?" Rita "Oh perish the thought"
Anna "It's not everyone's idea of fun, a night in with the Adams' family"
Kylie "You'll never guess what happened!" David "Elvis came in a asked for steak and chips?"
Tommy to Tina "You are an experiment. You are a test tube with legs"
Tommy "I didn't put any pressure on you, I put you first" (not much you didn't)
Nick to Lewis "You're her new pet project. Not seen her this happy since they brought back Dallas!"
Norris "My foot arrangments are my own business and I'll thank you not to broadcast them to all and sundry" (You mean like you do with everyone else's business?)
David about Max "You were up the duff before you even knew the father's name. The kid has been dumped more times than Britney" (harsh!)
Stella to Tina "Go home and take the weight off your gob"


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6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Where have we seen this before?
Same scene..different characters..outcome..the same.
Ken gets trashed and passes out of Wendy's couch..she covers him up and goes off to bed..he's in the dog house.
David passes out (amateur..4 cans and he's gone) on Tina's couch..she covers him up and goes to bed..he's in the dog house.

I guess to be a writer on Corrie you just have go have a look at a script from a couple of episodes past, change up the character and you're good to go!!

Janice said...

Do Unto Others Award: Norris chiding for broadcasting to all his foot spa fetish. "My foot spas are no one's business but my own."

Janice said...

Chiding to Rita. Sorry I missed a word.

Anonymous said...

I liked how they had 'No more I love you's' by Annie Lennox in the background while tommy walked up to thr bar with owen right before everything came out.

ChiaGwen said...

Ignorant and Tacky Beyond Belief Award: Stella asking in a loud voice of Tina 'so Tommeh's not the father of your babeh? - the whole surrogate discovery scene in the Rovers was like something out of EE.

Anonymous said...

In Tommy's defense,I didn't think it was fair that he was used as a 'cover father' because Tina was a suggorate.The truth would've come out when the baby was born or was Tina going to lie that Tommy forced her to give up the baby?

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