Coronation Street weekly awards for December 3 - 7

Pants on Fire award: Dennis has a job but it's a lollipop man and he hasn't told Rita what it really is. Kylie is lying about taking her birth control pills.

Nasty Oik award: Norris. Never a good word to say to anyone. Spreading malicious gossip because promises mean nothing.

Musical Ambience award: You're So Vain playing in the salon when Kylie and David were arguing.

Scrubs up well award: Dennis looked very handsome in his suit.

Observant award: Lloyd and Steve reckon Lewis looks pretty cosy with Gail.

Breakup Number 35 award: Tommy's walked out. Again.

Harsh award: David said some horribly hurtful things to Kylie when he found out about the pills. He wasn't very nice to Tina either.

Cat out of the bag award: Tommy gobbed off at Gary and it's got a few people suspicious that Gary pretended Tina dumped Tommy not the other way around. So he puts the cap on it and announces it to everyone in the pub and the secret about the baby is out. Tommy really is a little gobsh## isn't he?

Fashion award: Eva's headgear is wearing its winter coat!

Lines of the week:
Kirsty "Everyone knows what she's like now. It's not Saint Fiz anymore"
Sally "I'm saying nothing" Beth "Is that a promise?" Sally "I refuse to be part of a mob" (That's a first)
Mandy to Jason "You're not only good looking, you're smart" (you *are* new here)
Rita "Unlike some people, I'm not 'Rent-a-Gasbag'" Norris "Are you inferring that I'm verbally incontinent?" Rita "Oh perish the thought"
Anna "It's not everyone's idea of fun, a night in with the Adams' family"
Kylie "You'll never guess what happened!" David "Elvis came in a asked for steak and chips?"
Tommy to Tina "You are an experiment. You are a test tube with legs"
Tommy "I didn't put any pressure on you, I put you first" (not much you didn't)
Nick to Lewis "You're her new pet project. Not seen her this happy since they brought back Dallas!"
Norris "My foot arrangments are my own business and I'll thank you not to broadcast them to all and sundry" (You mean like you do with everyone else's business?)
David about Max "You were up the duff before you even knew the father's name. The kid has been dumped more times than Britney" (harsh!)
Stella to Tina "Go home and take the weight off your gob"


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