Hypocrite award: Tyrone might have been sincere about how he feels about family but he wasn't about making his future with Kirsty.
Carla, Who? award: Peter is wasting no time attempting to skate back into Leanne's affections under the guise of expressing regrets and making apologies.
Shout out to the past award: Tyrone remembering the burger van he ran with Molly.
Sour grapes award: Hey Karl, insulting the new fella isn't going to make St. Ella feel warm and fuzzy about the old one.
Good answer award: Craig told his mother he wasn't in school because it was a teachers' shopping day! Ha!
Headline Win: "Canal Turkey Mystery Dumper" Superb!Christmas Fail award: Poor Kirk. Stolen turkeys. Having to buy the rest outright and Beth's son had to buy the present for Beth.
Lines of the week:
Kirk about the floating turkeys "When you suggested chucking them in the canal, I thought you must know something I didn't" (about ice floating)
Kirsty "Nothing's gone wrong. It's all been perfect!" (Phrase of doom alert!"
Vicar "A wedding is a lifetime promise"
Fiz "I'm crawling round bins in back alleys in the middle of the night. Freezing. And why? Because I gave a mate a card on his birthday"
Ken "We both try to get away from this street and we never quite manage it." Peter "Does that mean I'm going to end up like you?" Ken "Afraid so" (You're already there, mate)
Sean "We're not going to all turn up wearing sackcloth and ashes" Kirsty "I want this to be a night he'll never forget" (you can bet on it!)
Rob "What's all the fuss about" Stella "Tyrone's birthday" (big, big signs on all the walls. Take a look around you)
Kirk "I'm dead meat." Craig "A bit like that turkey"
Tina "Take her to court, don't take her up the aisle"
And a last peek at the cutting edge of Christmas Fashion!
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