Sunday, 12 June 2016

Corrie Weekly Awards June 6 - 8

Hangover cure: Bad pop music.

Impertinent Award: Amy is really pushing things, isn't she?

Pants on Fire award: Todd lied to the police and said Tony killed Callum to keep Sarah and Jason both safe. Tim told Sophie he was making a beer cake.

Philosopher award: Tim and Craig, but mainly Craig. (see line of the week)

Secrets and Lies award: It is probably the thing that annoys me the most about soaps, keeping secrets for no good reason. There's no reason on earth Billy can't tell Sean about Lee.

Shades of Mike Baldwin: Mike used to keep a cheeky bottle in his desk just like Johnny!

Substitute BFF: Michelle ignores Maria for years until Carla's gone and now she's the backup confidante.

Lines of the Week:
Michelle "Do you really want to be like your mum, Amy? Cause right now you're doing a really good impression"
Steve "I should have stayed in Spain"
Will "We didn't close the deal"
David to Todd "Consider me up to speed"
Tim "You won't find the answer to life's problems at the bottom of a glass" Craig "He's right, you know. You only find the dregs and occasionally your reflection" Steve "who's he? Humphrey Bogart?"
Todd to Billy "Being a vicar doesn't make you special, you're down here with the mortals"
Billy to Todd "You can't dig holes in fresh air"
Beth "When you have kids, Kirky, the whole point is they don't do the same stupid things you do!"
Billy "The ultimate justice comes from God"

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Anonymous said...

deja vu award.Michelle who's also blackmailed by a Barlow over Will because she doesn't want Steve to find out about her fling with him just like Carla didn't want Nick to know about her and Robert.When the truth hits the fan,Michelle plays the 'victim' like Carla did.

C in Canada said...

Carla used to keep a cheeky bottle in her desk too, did no one notice that?

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