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Sunday, 5 August 2012

Corrie weekly awards: July 30 - Aug. 3

Pants on Fire award: Ryan told Michelle that Kylie gave him the drugs and lies about everything else, too! He just says whatever his mother wants to hear but at least she doesn't believe him now.

Playground award: I'm gonna tell your mummy on you! But David is rightly angry about Ryan offering Kylie cocaine.

Ally award: Gail defends Kylie! She even complimented her!

Coward award: Yellow Star: Eva told Karl Stella wanted to see him. What's his reply? I'll send her a text.

Smug Cow award: Could Sunita be any smugger around Dev? I think the mighty will fall hard and it'll be sooner than later.

Inarticulate Award: Ok, I've given him a chance. But I can't understand a word Ryan is saying, even when he's sober.


Naive award: Michelle said she really didn't know much about drugs. Really?  She's worked in clubs and pubs most of her adult life.

Fashion nonSense: Kylie looked like a laundry basket explosion with pink tights, short flowered shorts, scraps of a couple of tank tops and cheap junky looking beads.

Generous award: Aww, Roy bought his mother a flight to Palm Springs. She raked him over the coals but was pleased really.

Weatherman fail award: The rain was pouring down on Ryan but Norris, head out the window, was bone dry.

Pearls before Swine award: I love it that Sylvia dresses to the nines to Skype with Milton, just like a real date!

Lines of the week:
Beth "I lost my virginity in Blackpool...on the ghost train."
David about Kylie "She's after having a bath" Norris "It's an annual event"
Kylie "I've never read a book in me life" Norris "And she says that so proudly!"
Tina "Sean, you break a nail and it's a major drama"
Kylie to Michelle "D'you want to explain why you still have all your teeth?"
Emily to Norris "I think you've got the mistaken impression that this is your house"
Steve "I'm not that cunning and conniving" (Yes you are and you know it)


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9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Useless mechanic...what kind of garage wouldn't have slimjim on hand to open locked doors (Tommy locks the lady's keys in the boot) and they have to call the owner to find a spare set of keys? Another shoddily contrived bit of foolishment.

Frosty the Snowman said...

Here we go again award: Michelle and Steve’s soon to be on again romance. Why do they always do this in soaps, put couples together again that have split up through irreconcilable differences, it doesn’t happen in the real world. It’s almost like they don’t know what to do with them.

Fishwife Award: Michelle yelling in the street at Kylie the other day. Common as muck.

Agree slightly award: while Kirsty is a cow, she does have a point, Tommy should be pulling out all the stops to pay Tyrone back not swanning off to Blackpool, he made a big mistake and has to make up for it. Tyrone is a push over and Tommy and Tina know it.

Quite liking him award: Ryan – I know he is a bit of a git but I think he is a pretty watchable character and reminds Frosty of himself when a young fella melad. Prefer him to bossy bulldog faced Rob anyway.

Nomad Award: What Court and Social Services are allowing young Amy to be pushed around from pillar to post, now she is living at Emily’s which wont last long. Why on earth has Steve not insisted on having custody?

Embarrassing and Desperate award: Even someone as thick as Sunita would realise that Karl is not that keen on her and is desperate for Stella to take him back. What are they going to live on, fresh air?

What is the point award: Sylvia who has been conspicuous by her absence for months, suddenly appearing in one episode just to go off again to “visit Milton”. The character should not have been cast if she is going to have other commitments.

Anonymous said...

Oh Frosty, so you were a lying, conniving, n'er to well drug addict? Well now, that explains loads. Thanks for the clarification.

Anonymous said...

Additional best line of the week (and delivered perfectly by Emily to Norris): "What on earth would be of interest to Tracy in your drawers?"

Roy's Baked Beans said...

Sorry but I don't find anything about Ryan even remotely likeable...he's a pratt & Michelle should demand the real son back & return the gobshite Ryan quick smart, and haha at Anon #2, you read my mind.

Anonymous said...

Why do you always make such sweeping statements about what does and doesn't happen in real life?? I know several couples who have split and then got back together.....NEWSFLASH, you don't know everything!!

Sylvia's Pearls said...

It was nice to see Sylvia back even if it's only briefly. It was a tender moment when Roy bought her a ticket to see Milton.

Who know's what "purpose" there was to Sylvia passing through, but who cares!! Lots of the characters disappear for periods of time or pop in and out. It's always been like that, get over it!

ChiaGwen said...

WOW Frosty... You must be starting to melt with the heat you're getting from the Anonymous Club..lol! I agree with all your awards and hopefully Stephanie Cole will be around more often though I have read that she has said she won't be staying on Coronation St indefinitely.. :(

Anonymous said...

The awards are my favourite part of this blog! Both of them really make me laugh, great awards this week. I absolutely love Sylvia and wish she was around more often.

Ella

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