Playground award: I'm gonna tell your mummy on you! But David is rightly angry about Ryan offering Kylie cocaine.
Ally award: Gail defends Kylie! She even complimented her!
Coward award: Yellow Star: Eva told Karl Stella wanted to see him. What's his reply? I'll send her a text.
Smug Cow award: Could Sunita be any smugger around Dev? I think the mighty will fall hard and it'll be sooner than later.
Inarticulate Award: Ok, I've given him a chance. But I can't understand a word Ryan is saying, even when he's sober.
Naive award: Michelle said she really didn't know much about drugs. Really? She's worked in clubs and pubs most of her adult life.
Fashion nonSense: Kylie looked like a laundry basket explosion with pink tights, short flowered shorts, scraps of a couple of tank tops and cheap junky looking beads.
Generous award: Aww, Roy bought his mother a flight to Palm Springs. She raked him over the coals but was pleased really.
Weatherman fail award: The rain was pouring down on Ryan but Norris, head out the window, was bone dry.
Pearls before Swine award: I love it that Sylvia dresses to the nines to Skype with Milton, just like a real date!
Beth "I lost my virginity in Blackpool...on the ghost train."
David about Kylie "She's after having a bath" Norris "It's an annual event"
Kylie "I've never read a book in me life" Norris "And she says that so proudly!"
Tina "Sean, you break a nail and it's a major drama"
Kylie to Michelle "D'you want to explain why you still have all your teeth?"
Emily to Norris "I think you've got the mistaken impression that this is your house"
Steve "I'm not that cunning and conniving" (Yes you are and you know it)
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