
Written by Mark Burt, directed by Stuart Davids

What more can you say?
Hunk of the week, or not? Here's Johnny Briggs, who played Coronation Street's Mike Baldwin, looking a little different to how you might remember him from his time on the Street. Have a look at more fab photos from the archive here.
There's a nice little video at the official Corrie site of Helen Flanagan talking about her character Rosie Webster's new job as a roller-skating promo girl. For those overseas who can't see the video, here's what she said, in a nut-shell - the promo work leads to her becoming a glamour model - as we've already been teased with by the tabloids.
William Roache (Ken Barlow) and Bev Callard (Liz McDonald) will be putting in an appearance on the final Paul O'Grady show on Friday December 18th. Paul's final show will be shown at 5pm on Channel 4. He'll be much missed.
Without a Christmas party at Underworld this year, the laughs are sure to come from the Corrie Chrimbo panto. Oh yes they are, etc. And the person I'm looking forward to seeing most in the show is Betty as the Fairy Godmother.
She said: "Mind you, I think my dress was a lot nicer this time around. It was fabulous with a gold bodice, a tiara and a magic wand. Last time I looked a swine. The dress was all white and very virginal. This time I got a throne to sit on too and they threw sparkle all over me – I was finding it in all sorts of peculiar places afterwards. We did it in the Rovers, so it was quite a tight squeeze. But the young ones in the show are such a great bunch and we all have such a good time. We gel as a group and they treat me just like I am their age, which I love.”
Tina gets Nick, Sophie gets baptised, Steve gets broody, Gail gets her other son back, the Rovers panto takes place and Kevin and Molly almost go public until Sally reveals that she has breast cancer.
Jayne Tunnicliffe, who played Coronation Street's tart with a heart Yana Lumb, has given the blog an exclusive interview. How great is that? Very! Anyway, Jayne reveals what it was like working on the cobbles, what George Michael said to her on the Corrie set and where Yana's terrible taste in clothes came from.
I’ve wrapped, packed and warmed up me liberty bodice before heading up north this weekend for Christmas. While I’m away the lovely Karen Jankel will be writing the weekly updates for the next two weeks so spare a thought for Karen, locked here in the weekly update office as you’re all tucking into your turkey and sprouts. And so, without any further ado, here we go with this week’s Coronation Street update.
Deirdre doesn’t know which way to turn when she’s caught in the battle of the Barlows as Ken goes head to head with Peter over him opening the bar. Ken meets with a hack from the Gazette who splashes Bar Wars all over the front page, dragging in the Barlow top 10 misdemeanours for good measure too. Adultery, jail, murder and John Lindsay - the Barlow history’s laid bare all over tomorrow’s hamster cage lining. Ken even calls a public meeting in the Rovers to garner support against Peter’s new bar but he shoots himself in the foot when Peter turns up and finds out what’s going on and then refuses to let Ken see little Simon over Christmas. It serves Ken right, if you ask me.
Deranged Dev goes into manic overdrive when he finds out that Matt from the golf course is engaged to Sunita. Not only that, they’re planning to wed. Dev couldn’t care less about the twins or his ex-wife but just because he doesn’t want anything to do with them doesn’t mean he’s going to let Matt take over his wife and kids without a fight. When his plan to turn on the smarm backfires with Sunita (is it just me or does she look like she’s got fatter lips than she had last time around?) he drowns his sorrows in the Rovers but the only one feeling sorry for him is himself.
Over at Underworld, the world-famous Christmas party is a no-go this year. Carla tells her stitchers there’s a credit crunch on and they need to tighten their belts. Well, well, how the mighty have fallen. If you cast your mind back to the very first time we ever saw Carla, she roared into the Underworld Christmas party with a bottle of champagne in each hand and another crate load in the back of her flash sports car. This festive season she’s taken to being questioned at the police station about Jimmy Dockerson, Tony and Liam. So busy has she been on police business this yule that she’s forgotton to have her roots touched up.
At the Websters’, Rosie takes her cleavage for an outing to the Rovers to wobble in front of Peter Barlow in the hope that he’ll give her a job in the bar. He tells her he’ll consider her assets. Sophie’s planning her full-body baptism while Kevin continues his creepy Molly lust.
In the Rovers, the panto auditions are in full swing and after a bit of drama, the cast is, er, cast. Graeme is Buttons, the ugly sisters are Sean and Jesse, Becky’s Dandini and Betty’s the fairy godmother. She would have scowled if she hadn’t been. I can’t wait to see this, it’s going to be great.
Written by Damon Rochefort and directed by Stuart Davids.
A "beautiful and dignified" funeral service has been held for Maggie Jones, who died earlier this month. The BBC reports that it was a private service in Clerkenwell, London, attended by family, close friends and members of the cast. A minute's silence was observed on the Coronation Street set in Manchester.
Kym Marsh and Helen Flanagan, who play Coronation Street's Michelle Connor and Rosie Webster, are all dolled up here.
Sue Nicholls, who plays Audrey Roberts in Coronation Street, will be singing along at the 12th annual Carols By Candlelight service at Manchester Cathedral. The carol service raises funds for Henshaws Society for Blind People and Sue said that the service "starts off that lovely Christmas is coming feeling."
There's some wonderful old pictures of Coronation Street pantomines from the past. Have a look at the gallery on the official Corrie site.
The official Corrie site at ITV have a video interview with Ben Price, the new Nick Tilsley. Is it just me or will he always be Nicky not Nick? Anyway, Ben reveals how Nick gets together with Tina this Christmas and makes David jealous, of course. He says Nick's a bit more savvy this time around, he's older (natch!) and with some cash in his pocket.
Now then, this interesting and unique picture comes from a brand new book, simply called Numbers. Click on the picture above to see it in all of its glory. It's by Brighton-based artist Peter James Field and you can find out the link between these Coronation Street characters and the numbers assigned to them, right here.
The Christmas panto preparations have certainly taken my mind off the horrendous sight of Dev and Steve in diamond-print jumpers. Just when I was beginning to wonder whether their golfing attire were gifts bequeathed in Mike Baldwin’s will, along come Becky and Claire with their seasonal extravaganza. Now we have the prospect of Betty rising (or should that be sitting down?) to the occasion as fairy godmother. These days, Betty spends all her days impersonating Chad, peeping over the bar of the Rovers from a stool that’s two foot shorter than whoever she’s talking to. How she’ll be manoeuvred into action on the night of the performance should be worth tuning in for.
Although it has to be said that a golden opportunity was missed in not casting Carla and Michelle as the Ugly Sisters. Last Friday, the pair met in the Street to see who was kitted out in the most black. Raven hair: check. Black winter coat: check. Black handbag: check. Identically sculptured eyebrows: again, check. We’re obviously bubbling up to something with these two, hopefully a finely crafted slanging match.
Which is the exact opposite of what we’re getting with Dev at the moment. Sunita seems to have been brought back in to just shout a lot while wearing a sleeveless poncho. So far, aside from Dev’s goggly-eyed glasses and accusations of paedophilia, it’s all been a bit lacklustre. Hopefully Matt and Dev will soon come to blows and start hitting each other with copies of The Gruffalo and We’re Going on a Bear Hunt.
Written by Martin Allen (7:30), and Jayne Hollinson (8:30), directed by Pip Short.
It's the battle of the Barlows, but whose side are you on? Should Peter and Leanne be allowed to open a bar despite being theirs being an alcoholic-prossie partnership and should Ken keep his nose out?
What's a villain to do when he's left the cobbles before he goes into panto? Gray O'Brien who plays Coronation Street's Tony Gordon, headed off to Mexico for some sun, sea and supersize shorts. You can read all about Gray's Mexico trip at the Daily Mail online. Gray stayed at the Four Seasons Hotel on the Paseo de la Reforma.
When Ken was chatting to the Weatherfield Gazette hack t'other night on Corrie, the pub they met in wasn't the usual Rovers Return or even the Flying Horse. It was the White Lion and it's a proper pub in Castlefield, Manchester. You can find out the location here.
Ryan Thomas, who plays Corrie's Jason Grimshaw, issued a statement saying he has not assaulted Tina O'Brien after he was arested and spent a night in the police cells. According to The Sunday Mirror, Ryan and Tina had an almighty argument, the cops were called and Ryan was carted off the to cells for an overnight stay. The couple split up last month.
Famous last words award: "Hallelujah!" Blanche goes out on a high note. (sniff)
Prison ain't no party award: Tony looks terrible! Guilt keeping you awake, is it? This was the best scene of the week, bar none!
Good to see you again award: Welcome back, Sunita! I've missed you!
Blanche: "I'll give 'em Ho Ho Ho!" about Ken: "Who needs a turkey when we've got you?"
Forget the panto auditions. Never mind all the palaver between Ken and Peter. In my books, the two scenes that had me glued to the screen this week were those between Carla and a very tired looking Tony in the prison visiting room. He looked awful. Guilt keeping him awake, no doubt. He had one more thing to atone for. He wanted to see Carla to tell her that she didn't, in fact, kill Jimmy, the man he'd sent to off her when she returned.
If you're looking for a really good present for a Corrie fan this Christmas you could do worse than buy Harry Hill's TV Burp book. Why? Because there's a wonderful four-page spread - a world exclusive no less - of Julie Hesmondhalgh (Hayley Cropper) 'at home' with Harry Hill's knitted toy. It's all there - the secrets, the shocks, the tears and the love.
What an absolutely fantastic picture this is of Simon Gregson (Steve McDonald) and Craig Charles (Lloyd Mullaney) arriving for the Coronation Street cast Christmas party.
Written by Peter Whalley, and directed by Pip Short.
It says here that Northern Costume Hire was approached by Coronation Street to produce the pantomime costumes, having already been involved with ITV in the past. Owner Margaret Greenwood said: "We were asked to make the costumes for the Christmas Eve episode of the programme, when the pantomime Cinderella will be performed in the Rovers Return." Northern Costume Hire have been busy preparing the costumes for the past few weeks but have had to keep the details of their work secret. "We can't say exactly what the costumes will be like, but it was announced in Monday night's episode the pantomime would be Cinderella so there will be a fairy godmother and the usual characters," said Margaret.
Over at the official Coronation Street website there's a new gallery of Corrie hunks.
It was December 11, 2007 when the Coronation Street blog first got up and running, which means that today it celebrates two years online.
Brooke Vincent (Sophie Webster) and Sam Aston (Chesney Battersby-Brown) got to meet the real Father Christmas during a visit to Lapland. The Coronation Stret actors were visiting Lapland with the children's charity When You Wish Upon A Star. I think if Santa's checked his list, these two would definitely be on the nice, not the naughty side.
Graeme Hawley, who plays John Stape in Coronation Street, is in Coventry today to launch the UK’s first professional shop front theatre. Graeme is appearing in award-winning city drama Car at the former chip shop at 38 City Arcade.
Craig Charles, who plays Corrie cabbie Lloyd Mullaney, was almost shot by police while filming, it says here.
Deirdre tells Ken to shove the Weatherfield Gazette where the sun don’t shine, Graeme gets plastered, Dev woos Sunita, Norris starts window cleaning, Michelle and Carla catfight, the Websters go to Paris, Ben kisses Michelle, Rosie goes into promotions and Audrey meets a new fella and rings up Nick.
American daytime soap, As The World Turns (ATWT) has been on the air since 1956, four and a half years longer than Coronation Street has. While it's always been said that our William Roache has set the record for the longest continuous portrayal of a character, this is, in fact, wrong. The man in this picture that is not Bill Roache is Don Hastings. He has been portraying Dr. Bob Hughes on ATWT for a mere two months longer than Bill Roache has been playing Ken Barlow.