Pants on Fire award: Kirsty pretended she'd seen the Doctor and that it was just hormonal mood swings but Tyrone caught her in a lie. Then she let Deirdre think Tyrone hurt her.
Ryan's still scamming money and doing drugs in spite of him promising not to do it again and stealing from his mother to fund it. Lloyd is right, he's a toerag.
Not Crying Wolf award: Tracy really is ill, she's not just pretending.
Fuelling the fire award: By leaving Tyrone, Kirsty's only going to make people think he really was knocking her about.
Running off at the mouth award: Deirdre is gossiping about Kirsty all over the place. Gail got fired for that didn't she?
Manipulation award: Mary pretended the hotel messed up the booking. Lucky she had fresh linens on the beds in the motorhome. What a coincidence. I don't think.
See a solicitor award: Finally! Tracy asked when she's going to get her share of the house sale and Steve isn't going to give her any.
Welcome to the real world award: Rob is discovering that having a group of women working for him isn't so straightforward as he thought.
Deja Vu award: Looks like Tyrone may have lost another woman and another child.
Musical ambiance award: Tyrone in the pub with "Do You Really Want To Hurt Me" playing in the background.
Fashion disaster award: Mary.
Lines of the week:
Tracy to Norris "I'll be all right in a few hours without that slap-head... Hoover... Nazi!"
Deirdre "Maybe it's none of my business, but..." (You're right, it's none of your business)
Tracy "How can you sit there and lie to people?" Steve "I'm a businessman!"
Tracy "You know me. Anything to help somebody" (Um. Really?)
Dealer "I don't usually do house calls" (how do you normally sell it? On a market stall?)
Mary "You don't pay people to be your friends" (but you do exact a price, if you're Mary Taylor"
Tracy "You know me, anything to help somebody" (Seriously?)
Ryan to Steve "You, mature? Overripe, maybe"
Tracy "If you stick your oar in, I'm going to snap it off" Ken "It's you that looks like you need a paddle" (*snork*)
Ken about Tracy "She's not there for your convenience, you're there for hers"
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