Rumours have been flying around th'internet this week that Cheryl Cole (reality TV singer, reality TV judge, convicted of assault) and Kim Kardashian (I have no idea who this is) both want a role on Coronation Street.
No, they don't.
It's more likely that a bored publicist put something on a twitter or similar mentioning their "star's" name in connection with a high profile television programme, in this case it's Coronation Street, and hope that the story will do the rounds and finally come true. Well it won't. So there.
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