The previews are in from ITV for next week’s Corrie and heaven help me, give me strength for I can barely type up the words. Bernie takes the pee. Yes, you read that right.
What with Kirk’s bum rash, his “our soles”, this week we have wee. Come on, Corrie. You can do Oh! SO much better than this. You're turning crude and nasty in a way you've never been before.
Gemma returns home desperate for a wee. Handing her a bucket Bernie tells her the loo’s broken. Bernie then uses Gemma’s wee to produce a stack of positive pregnancy tests and takes a picture on her phone.
Bernie admits to Michael that she blocked the loo on purpose to allow her to get Gemma’s wee and sell positive pregnancy tests on the internet, Michael is gobsmacked. Michael advises Bernie that if she wants to make serious money she should buy the pregnancy kits in bulk and sell them on a legitimate site. He agrees to go into business with her for 25% of the profits.
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