Vera Wang she's not award: Hayley. Love. I can't see Carla in that. No. Windup award: Todd was just messing with their minds over that last biscuit crap.
Silver tongued devil award: Todd: He managed to nick a customer and a cab and keep the cash and he managed to talk them all around.
Puppy dog award: David does look pretty ropey.
Macho Man award: Brian?
Fashion shout: Didn't Julie look nice in red?
Creepy award: It's very weird watching Gail fawn all over Nick, stroking him and batting those eyelashes at him.
Phrase of Doom award goes to Tracy "Girls are more sensible than boys"
Lines of the week:
Tina to Rita "All I do is bring you my latest disaster"
Carla "I've just asked a terminally ill woman with no sense of style to design my wedding dress"
Marcus "There's one thing I've learned about women. They always find out about the truth. I don't know how. But they do!" (too right!)
Peter "I'm the patron saint of drunks and winos"
Gail "How did the lad to cried for his rabbit get to this"
Julie about a beard for Brian "It's just that he's so macho anyway. I worry that facial hair will tip him into the Grizzly Adams territory"
Izzy "We can return to 'Beth the Mini-series' later"
Kirk "Counting was me favourite subject in school" Sally "After what? Colouring?"
Kirk "Beth reckons I'm a good listener" Carla "With her gob I would've thought that would be a prerequisite" (blank look from Kirk"
Carla about Kirk "Heart of gold but the brains of a rocking horse"
Brian "I'm sorry Julie" Julie "It's not your fault" (yes it is)
Nick "I don't have a wife. I have a carer" (but just for now)
Kirk "It's a full time job looking busy"
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