An Image I'd rather forget: Sylvia singing Boney M's Rivers of Babylon in the bath.
Cooking lesson award: Soup boils... soup spoils. Is that true?
Deer caught in the headlights award: Ryan is getting backed into a corner very fast. I have no sympathy.
Hypocrite award: Gold Star: Katy not being sure she likes Sinead spending time with Joseph.
Norris bitching about people being slaves to mobile phones. His goes off and he quickly answers it but it's only a telemarketer anyway.
Not my fault award: Norris doesn't think Emily's fall was his fault. I think it was. She's too old to be climbing footstools to clean windows.
007 Award: Roy wants Hayley to spy on Beth for him. Roy is going to stay up all night to keep watch.
Cheap shot award: Tina may be doing the wrong thing but Anna didn't have the right to smack her outright like that in public. Izzy may have the right, but Anna doesn't.
Lightweight award: Roy's falling asleep at 10:30 p.m.
Lines of the week:
Sylvia "Mind games they call it. It's not his cafe they've broken into, it's his head"
David to Norris who's complaining about the unanswered phone ringing "I could wedge it down your throat and kill two birds with one stone"
Beth "Did you hear about the bloke that couldn't pay the exorcist? He got repossessed!" (Ha!)
David "You haven't had the surprises I've had" (You can say that again)
Steve "No sudden movements and it pays sometimes to hold your breath!"
David "Blood is not thicker than water" and, to Nick "I'll make sure I pay you back for everything"
Sean "It's very tiring going bump in the night and I should know"
Gail "It's like, today he went out for milk and came back his old nasty self"
Rita "You need a fella" Emily "I'll call Daniel Craig after you've gone. I bet he's got a lovely bedside manner"
Sylvia "When was it ever right to make my son face up to an issue?"
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