Flashback award: Shaky Star: Peter doesn't seem too happy to think about all he's got to be grateful for this past year. The more they talk about it, the worse he feels. (Excellent "Day in the life" episode as well!) which all leads to...the Off the Wagon Award.
Hopeless award: Where was Fiz and Hope at the ceremony, by the way?
Stalker in Training award: I think Kirsty has a dangerously obsessive side to her. She's certainly quick to jealousy.
Right on Cue Award: Tin star: Michelle wonders what the most useless think Carla can think of is. And Kirk walks in.
Miraculous Perception award: Kirk... how *did* he guess that bride-to-be didn't want to get married? And he pulled!
Who's Minding the Shop award: Stella's helping Lloyd. Karl's working/gambling. Tina's in town shopping. Steve's away. Who's minding the Rovers?
Showdown at the OK Corral award: Underworld vs Fosterworld and the Silk Wars. We don't have your fabric. Oh no. But Sean's sporting a handkerchief made with it. Nyah!
Pants on Fire award: Sucker star. Karl is supposed to be working. He's at the casino. And Lost. And said he'd run out of petrol. (It doesn't take 6 hours to get an empty tank filled)
Lines of the Week:
Karl to Stella "Mother. Businesswoman. Friend to the needy. Where do you find the time!"
Lloyd "Are you familiar with the concept of Chaos Theory?"
Frank "Stalin was more forgiving than you, Mother"
Peter "I'll get a taxi" Tommy "Do you want a number?" (um, Streetcars? Around the corner?)
Peter "I'm an alcoholic and all I can think about today is getting drunk"
Kylie "It just brings back stuff I'd rather forget" (like blackmail, you mean?)
Owen "You may mock" David "We will, we will"
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