Loved up award: mushy star: Peter and Carla. Gag.
Clairvoyant award: Norris. Karl came into the pub and Norris knew something was up. He was right but how did he know?
Jealous award: Green eyed star: Kirsty suspects everyone and even hates Tyrone to have other friends let alone old lovers.
Reality check award: Peter wants to be with Carla but is surrounded by reminders of his family.
Family Feud award: To tell you the truth, I'm rather enjoying seeing Owen be victimized but the feud between him and the Platts? Not as unbearable as I thought it might be.
Hormone Hell award: Insecurity star: Tracy assumes everyone is as much of a schemer as she is but you can't blame her for not trusting Steve.
Fast food award: Cold Turkey Star: Rita and Emily have 5 hours to shop and cook a fully trimmed turkey dinner? Better be a chicken sized turkey if you ask me.
Retail fail award: Unreality star: Would you really expect to sell all those trees from your front door on a side street? What do you do with them at night so they don't get nicked?
Fashion award: Carla's red leather gloves! Smart looking!
Peter "You don't suppose we've broken a bylaw, being in possession of a daft grin during the hours of daylight"
Tina "It's a Christmas tree, not a fashion statement"
Leanne to Peter "If you're lying in the gutter, I'm going to be there"
Owen "Where are me fish!?" David "I don't know what you're talking about" Kylie "AAAAAAAAAAGH Why is the bath full of fish????"
Steve "Are you familiar with the term 'Sleeping Partner'" Becky "I think we should keep things strictly professional"
Carla to Peter "You're not the one being called as a witness" (he might though. Frank thought Peter and Carla were at it, they weren't then but are now)
Steve to Becky "You are not the solution, you are just another flamin' problem"
Steve: "Becky is toast!" (Virtually guaranteeing the exact opposite) and "I could have lost me babies before they were even born" (You did, mate. You did).
Tracy "I've lost the babies, mam" (and Steve, she's thinking)
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