Coronation Street Weekly Update, September 13 2010

This week the update comes to you after its long weekend break in a northern seaside town. By ‘eck it were good. And so, without any further ado, here we go with this week's Coronation Street update.

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There’s a stinky little geezer with a face like a potato in the Dobbs household, but enough about Tyrone and on with baby Jack. Big Jack gives Tyrone a cheque for five grand for the new baby and gets a hug in return. Tyrone asks Kevin and Sally to be godparents, which doesn’t please Molly, as you’d expect. We still don’t know who the daddy is, Kev or Tyrone, but in his first week baby Jack has already spent time in the Rovers and stolen many of his scenes.

Talking about fathers and sons, Ken sticks his nose in between Lawrence and James and interferes where he’s not wanted. Lawrence tells Ken to mind his own business and Ken tells him to leave. As Lawrence leaves, Deirdre’s just got enough time to rinse the bitter taste of Barlow out of the tea cups out before James turns up. Ken empathises with James over Lawrence’s homophobic behaviour towards him. “You, Ken, are a true sister!” says James.

Little Aadi and Asha are taken into care after the social workers can’t decide on how Aadi ended up with the bump on his head and imply that Dev and Sunita might have hurt their own child. So there’s tears all round until little Simon comes clean and admits, finally, it was him who pushed Aadi off the sofa. Now, instead of tears there’s snide remarks and vitriol across the cobbles from Peter to Dev to Sunita to Claire who tells Ashley she wants to leave the Street. Oh, just go.

Over at the Rovers, Kylie causes chaos. When she’s supposed to be in a court at a hearing to get her son back, she’s dancing semi-nekkid around Gary Windass with a bottle of voddy in one hand and mischief on her mind. The pair of them had already nicked Mary’s motorhome for a night of mobile passion although Mary’s on to them when the motorhome turns up the next morning with ginger hair on the pillow. “Someone’s been sleeping in my bed!” she tells Norris, although there wasn’t any news on whether porridge was disturbed. Anyway, Becky gets it together, finds Kylie and drags her to court where she’s awarded custody of little Max. Is she bovvered? Not much, but Becky clearly is and revels in her role as Aunt while Kylie knocks back the booze in the bar.

As Gary and Kylie get kaylied in the pub, Izzy watches from afar with a crush on solider man. He was supposed to meet her for a drink before he got carried away with Kylie, so she’s not best pleased. Later in the bar, some no-mark locals come in and call her a cripple and Gary squares up to the losers later outside the pub. Punches are thrown and Gary ends up knocking the lad unconscious just as Kirk comes to Gary’s aid and tells Gary to leg it, fast.

And that's just about that for this week.

Coronation Street writers this week were Peter Whalley, Joe Turner, Jonathan Harvey and Mark Wadlow.

Glenda Young
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