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Saturday 14 October 2017

Five Things We Learned In Corrie This Week


Billy has a very casual loyalty to the Ten Commandments.   "Thou Shalt Not Steal" may have been written all over the tablets Charlton Heston brought down from the mountain, but apparently it's more a piece of general advice than an absolute rule of Christianity.  Certainly, if you're a man of the cloth and you see a grand lying around and you're pretty sure it's a bit dodgy, you're absolutely free to stuff it in your back pocket and distribute it round the neighbours.  (I do wonder if factory workers who don't live on Coronation Street got an envelope through the door?  Did Dirk get a fistful of tenners, or is that a privilege reserved for people who get lines, and he'll just have to sign on?)


Simon's not going to end up on Bake Off any time soon.  Was he drunk (again)?  Did he use it as a football on the way home?  Did he ask Summer to decorate it with her tin of shaving foam?  I can't see any logical explanation for this abomination of a cake.  Perhaps the cuts in education have hit Home Economics hard, and kids today don't even learn how to produce a decent Victoria sponge.


Rosie Webster used to be a Goth.  I love it when Corrie reminds us that characters have had a complete change in personality over the years, and mentions of Rosie's Dark Age are always welcome.  Looking at this botoxed blonde bimbette you'd never believe she spent her teenage years wearing black lipstick and shuffling round her bedroom to Fields of the Nephilim.  Now remind her that she was a child genius who went to private school!


Tracy Barlow is Perfect In Every Way.  T-shirt supplied by Primark's "Sarcastic" collection.


Audrey is a drunken lush, and God bless her for it.  Early in the afternoon, Audrey was knocking back the booze with Yasmeen.  After she left Mrs Roberts spent a while drinking alone, until Eileen arrived and they started guzzling G&T's together.  She was all up for a night out clubbing, too.  It's good to know that even a great grandmother can drink like a sailor on leave, and frankly it's another reason why Audrey is a national treasure.  Buy her a drink if you see her out and about.  Just the one, mind, or you'll be there all night.

By @merseytart


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3 comments:

Tvor said...

Just another example of them having Simon behave 5 years younger than he is. Surely a lad of 13 or 14 could manage to put a cake together a little better than that even if it isn't perfect.

Anonymous said...

Billy also has a selective sense of morality.
Eva who aided and abetted Adam with the factory robbery for her revenge against Aidan by giving him the keys is given a pass by her friend Billy as she's never contributed to the factory girls' fund even though she set the whole robbery in motion due to Aidan's affair with Maria and the fact she would no longer be the boss' girlfriend.

Where TF is Emily?? said...



I was a little skeptical when Rosie came back to the street, but have found her surprisingly to be a bit of fresh air amongst the doom and gloom. Love it when they give her a little spark of intelligence..score one for Rosie!
Simon...the boy needs a friend, and not Addie or whatever the unlikeable twin is called. A proper friend so that he can act like a child his own age..you know...girls, footy, getting out of schoolwork,music..etc.

Audrey...the tipsy hairdresser. Let's hope they don't go the way they did with Deirdre towards the end..a drunken joke.

Is Carla Conner the only "Icon" that they've produced in the past ten years? What characters will be remembered ten years from now??

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