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Without Connor McIntyre the actor, there would be no nasty Pat Phelan on Coronation Street. Why? Because he is the nasty Pat Phelan. So the best way to get rid of Pat Phelan is to get rid of Connor McIntyre. How? Five choices. Offer him a role as one of the following:
1. Make him the new Doctor Who
He certainly looks quirky enough and the Daleks would run a mile from him. He could do untold damage up there and then rebuild the universe using Pat Phelan’s skills.
2. Make him a new Loose Woman
We’ve seen him in Eileen’s dressing gown and he looks every inch the little lady. He’d fit in well on Loose Women and keep some of the prima donnas on there grounded.
3. Make him a Strictly dancer
I’ve seen some of the guy’s moves and he’d set the Blackpool Tower Ballroom alight. Oh well they can always build another one.
4. Make him the new Harry Hill
All he’s missing is the line of biros sticking out of Harry’s top pocket. He could always nick a set from the Kabin before he leaves.
5. Make him the new Incredible Hulk
He’s certainly ugly enough and nasty enough. We’ve just got to teach him to turn green
So there you are. That’s five suggestions from the Daily Bungler. Have you got a favourite or have you got a better one of your own.
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7 comments:
I have two suggestions for getting rid of Pat Phelan, either kill him off leaving a confession letter of all his crimes or finally have him arrested!
It is ridiculous how Phelan's tedious storyline with Andy drags on and on.
It is not entertaining to see someone tortured.
Or stop watching en-mass till the producers take notice.
Also:
Make him host of Mock The Week.
(Exit storyline, he has a painful, fatal heart attack whilst Anna coldly stares him down.)
--Hilda's Murial
Agreed! The Andy storyline and Phelan for that matter has been dragging on for far too long. Looking forward to seeing how it will all play out.
I loved this write up. So funny and creative. Good job!
I don't really care how he goes. Just make it stop, make the exit storyline happen soon
I would love to see him as a new Doctor!
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