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Sunday, 1 September 2013

Corrie Weekly Awards for Aug. 26 - 28

Back again after a brief hiatus, here's this week's awards:

Happy Families award: Well, happy families for a minute. Will they be this happy once everyone is on the same page?

Sour Grapes award: Norris didn't get invited to either Barbeque. Mary did but in the spirit of it, she said she wouldn't go to either one.

Panic stupidity award: Sean wanted to call Gail. Kylie said call the hospital What's the number? 999 you fool. Where's the phone? In me bag. What about the landline on the table?

Dog in the window award: Yep that was Sally, and Tim was only over the fence.

Cone of Silence award: Sean heard Kylie's initial cries but when she was in hard labour screaming, you couldn't hear a thing in the back gardens.

Favouritism award: Gail cooing over the baby, remembering when Nick was that little. David didn't like that!

Dog in the manger award: Tina has a lot of futures in her hand but is it up to her to tell everyone or force David to? No it is not.

Excuses Excuses: Stella is using Nick as a reason not to get married now. It seems like this isn't the first time she's wriggled out of it. Mind you, if your best man was that feckless Tez, I'd have second thoughts, too.

Lines of the Week:
Eileen "Got any pins, Julie, Becasue I'd like to stick'em in my eyes!"
Norris "Have you ever thought of taping yourself and playing it back?" Mary "singing?" Norris "Wittering"
Roy "Why don't the pair of you behave?" Sally "Oh shut up"
David "Hi, I'm Lily's Dad. Aren't I?" (ouch)
Tez "And whose Christmas Tree did you drop off?" Tina "Not one that you can afford"
Sophie about Sally "She's 46, she needs to stop enjoying herself" (Sophie, you're so young!)



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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Shut the eff up already - Eileen and her constant non stop pity party. OMG the woman annoys me now end. Someone should stick something in that gob of hers.
If they are thinking of pairing her up with Lloyd - big mistake - disaster IMO.

Anonymous said...

Little testy today, aren't we?

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