Sunday, 4 September 2016

Corrie weekly awards Aug. 29 - Sept. 2

New Crush Dawning award: Craig told Bethany that Garry worries about her. You could immediately see the dawning of a new teenage crush because that's what teenage girls do. Entirely predictable but entirely realistic, too. I couldn't help but go "Awww" when I saw her little face light up.

Them's fightin' words award: Maria wasn't kind to Eva but she really took a chunk out of Audrey, calling her a gold digger who got where she was today by sleeping with the right fella (Alf)

Telecom fail: Why would Aidan have Maria's phone number? There's a few people that have numbers on board that make no sense and while we're going there, why doesn't Bethany just change her phone number to stop some of Lauren's harassment?

Clueless award: Maria can see her flat has been broken into and the dog is not answering her call. Does she call 999? Does she go for help? no, she does not. She goes into the flat and gets herself knocked over for her trouble.

Xray eyes award: Kate ran into the factory to tell them that Johnny was coming. But the taxi would only have barely put it's nose around the corner at that point. After they started to scramble inside, we see the taxi is pulling up outside. How would Kate have known that the taxi she saw at the end of the street had her father inside?

Workers of the World Unite award: In true Corrie factory tradition, The workers all went out on strike to protest management spying on them. That means more pay loss, I hope they realize!

The Truth is Out There: Jenny and Johnny's relationship has been discovered. And they were both unrepentant.

You're Nicked award: Turns out Craig's father is in prison. I thought Craig didn't know who he was. But if his name is on the birth certificate, the police must have found out that way.

Hero award: Wasn't Gary awesome with the school Head?

Lines of the week:
Jenny "It certainly beats tea and toast with Rita's knick nacks"
Phelan "Ladies love a rough diamond"
Maria "Enjoy it while it lasts because believe you me, it ain't gonna last long" and "stuff Karma, just sleep with the right bloke" (Them's fightin' words!)
Liz to Steve "Only you could admire someone for how they tell a lie"
Steve "The glass half full... you get one, Gail gets one" Liz "They're babies not slices of cake!"
Steve "I know exactly how to handle this one" Michelle "famous last words if ever I heard them!"
Todd "The only thing amazing about this is my mum's gullibility."
Nick "I don't care what it's called as long as it calls me Daddy" (what are the odds?)
Aidan "What's the word I'm looking for? Hypocrite!"
Nick "You were ready to do one and jump into bed with the nearest pint pulling moron"
Sean "Never trust a gold digger"
Kirk "I know I'm not exactly Ernest Einstein but I'm not stupid"

 Tvor (Tvordlj on Twitter)

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1 comment:

coconno196 said...

I loved Kirk's "Ernest Einstein", it was so in character. Also loved him telling Beth off for lying to both Craig and him about Craig's father. Kirk may not be too bright, but he is kind and has better morals than most folk in the Street.

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