Fat Brenda's Cream HornHello my loves, my name is Fat Brenda and I work nights at Street Cars. I've worked in Weatherfield for years and I can give you the inside view on everything that's going on down here on the cobbles.What exactly is wrong with Eddie's hand and why does he limp?
Where does Lloyd buy his shirts from?
What does Steve actually do when he comes into the office?
I can answer all these questions and many more besides, I get to hear it all sat at this desk.
My hobbies include gin, Dunhill cigarettes and cakes, although not from Roy's; for one thing they're a bit past their best and the factory lot have usually demolished them by ten thirty.The story that everyone's been talking about, apart from that Cropper wedding I didn't get invited to, is the Webster girl running away - not the slutty one, when she runs away it usually means she's holed up in an attic somewhere. Wherever the young Webster girl is I only hope she's packed some sandwiches and taken that lovely friend of hers, thick as thieves the pair of them!
I'll be writing during my night shifts at Street Cars so enjoy them and welcome to the world of...
Saturday 4 September 2010
Fat Brenda joins the Coronation Street blog
... Fat Brenda's Cream Horn
PS. I've also got a twitter thingy on the into-net web too so follow me if you like. When the Bella's have been read and the Mills and Boon have been finished I have been known to twit tweet.
PS. I've also got a twitter thingy on the into-net web too so follow me if you like. When the Bella's have been read and the Mills and Boon have been finished I have been known to twit tweet.
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10 comments:
Welcome Fat Brenda!
Hiya Chewy love.
Thanks for the welcome.
Bren
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Wow Brenda - can't wait to read your blogs - any chance we could see a photo of you as well?!
We finally get to hear from Fat Brenda! Weren't you mentioned on the show? Welcome and can't wait to hear all the gossip.
Right then,
Seapenguin love, I am afraid that I can't put a picture of myself on the blog because I don't want the DSS to know I'm working at Street Cars and signing on! If you want to find out what I look like then I'll be in Readers Wives next month (page 7) I am divorced but I was married when the picture was taken.
Maggie Muggins my love, thanks for the warm welcome. I am mentioned frequently in the cab office but thanks to Eileen I'm always doing the graveyard shift. Fancy letting her doing the rotas, they know she's got a problem with me!
Brenda, my other half always gets Reader's Wives but it's between me and the dog as to who gets it off him once he's done with it - but I'll do my best!! & don't let Eileen get you down - she's just jealous and bitter.
Oooh, Dunhills! A girl after my own heart! Can't wait to hear the inside scoop on my favs Lloyd, Steve, and Eileen. I'm thinking you're soon to become another fav!
Welcome, Fat Brenda!
Hi FB and welcome to the team.
Can you tell me who else works for StreetCars other than Eddie, sometimes Steve and Lloyd?
Who else books cabs from them other than friends/relatives?
Martin love,
You're not working for the tax office or the DSS are you?
For your information we have lots of customers from as far afield as Rosamund Street.
Bren
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