Coronation Street Weekly Update, July 16 2012

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And so without any further ado, here we go with this week’s Coronation Street update.

The big story this week has been Peter abducting little Simon and running away with him to a seedy B&B.  “I’m bored!” cries Simon while Peter formulates a plan to sail his son away to Lanzarote on a big ship with Carla before sailing out on the Atlantic. Yup, that’ll work.  He rings Carla who packs her bags and leaves Underworld in Rob and Michelle’s uncapable hands, and goes to meet Peter in the train station. But Michelle tells Leanne what’s going on and Peter gets more than he expects while he’s waiting for his train. There’s tears, there’s shouting, there’s Leanne and Peter forcing little Simon to choo-choo-choose which one of them he wants to live with while the guard blows his whistle and the train has to leave. Simon choo-choo-chooses to stay with Leanne as Carla sails away with HMS Barlow for a few months. Don’t worry, they’ll be back. 

Meanwhile, Kirsty loses her temper one more time with timid Tyrone. Any shred of sympathy I might have had for Kirsty has now gone, because, ladies and gentlemen, she dissed the Duckworth. Yes, she picked up a framed photograph of Tyrone and Jack from the sideboard and smashed it into pieces. There can be no going back after you’ve dissed the Jack, no matter how sorry you say you might be.  Their screaming arguments are so loud this time that Eileen and Sean hear them through the wall next door. Tommy’s suspicious about what’s going on behind closed doors but Tyrone says nowt, protecting Kirsty as much as he can and blaming pregnancy hormones for her outburst this time.

Up in Maria’s flat, Marcus cooks Kirk a meal to apologise for walking in on him while he was in the  shower. “What’s your favourite meal?” Marcus asks him. “Spaghetti hoops!” replies Kirk. And so, spaghetti hoops it is, along with a pie Marcus bakes followed by Kirk’s favourite dessert of sherry trifle.  It’s only later that Kirk reckons Marcus is after him and has to put him straight, as it were. “I like women! I can’t stop thinking about women!”  “It wasn’t a date,” Marcus reassures him to which Kirk replies: “It wasn’t? But we had napkins!”

Maria’s fitted up this week with Jason after Tommy and Tina reckon the two of them need to get together. Both air-heads, both dumb, you can see how it would work, but when Jason makes a move and snuggles up on the sofa, Maria gives him short shrift and shoves him out. The stumble at Liam’s baby gate as Jason tries to leave the flat was a wonderful touch.

There’s bullying at Bessie Street School when one of the big lads picks on the head teacher. Yup, it’s Owen who’s out to get Brian who fails completely in his duty to protect little Faye from the school bully, when Brian finds out that she’s the granddaughter of one of the School Board of Governors.  Come on, Brian! You’re a man, not a mouse. I think. Anyway, he does the right thing in the end, the bully’s suspended, granny’s distraught and little Faye gets a buffet tea from Anna to cheer her right up.

Over at Underworld, Rob’s taken charge and tells a buyer that he’s the new manager. The buyer, a woman of a certain age, has her head turned by Rob’s charm but then walks out when he insults her with an offer for her knickers that she has to turn down.  She comes back and Rob smoothes out the gusset problem as she places a big order for knickers and that. 

And finally this week, Mary shows her true colours by lusting after Roy, who is, let’s never forget, the fab Hayley’s husband.  It’s no small wonder that Mary has no friends.  Once she was funny, scatty, but now she’s just desperate, sad. She cries over Roy’s choice of music, classical Elgar. She cries over losing her father. Couldn’t Corrie have chucked in a hot flush just for good measure too? Roy hands her a tea towel for her to dry her tears, she blows her nose on it and hands him it back.  Over their game of chess in the cafe while Hayley’s out dancing, Mary talks of how she could have worn a low cut blouse to distract Roy’s attention and then giggles when she dribbles piccalilli on his bishop. But if Mary lays one finger on Roy, just one, I’ll smash her face in. Oi! Mary! No! 

And that’s just about that for this week.  

 

This week's writers were  Debbie Oates, Mark Wadlow, Jayne Hollinson, Carmel Morgan and Chris Fewtrell. Find out more about the Coronation Street writing team at:
http://coronationstreetupdates.blogspot.com/2008/11/exclusive-all-current-corrie-writers.html

Glenda Young
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