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Wednesday 7 March 2012

Putting the Steel in Stella

Peter's affair with Carla's had wide-ranging repercussions.  Leanne fled to stay with Our Toyah in That London.  Simon turned into an emotional wreck.  Ken furrowed his brow and chewed the end of his glasses.  And finally, nearly a year on, Stella's started getting interesting.

Up until now she's been too good to be true.  Floating behind the bar with a beatific smile, she's never failed to provide a wise word, a comforting hug or a cup of tea in the back for Weatherfield's emotional wrecks.  Stella's air of saintliness has, let's be honest, become annoying.

Peter's betrayal of Leanne has ripped back the mask, however.  Suddenly she's screaming at people in the street, threatening to bar all and sundry, and loudly proclaiming that she wouldn't be surprised if Carla had lied about the rape all along.  She's become a bitch.  And much better for it.

I understand why they've done this.  Cindy Beale last appeared onscreen in 1998, but we still know Michelle by her Walford name.  Cindy was a soap bitch par excellence, giving birth to another man's son, lying, cheating, and sleeping with her husband's half-brother.  Twice.  She did try to kill Ian Beale, so she wasn't all bad, but when her character died in childbirth fourteen years ago Albert Square partied like it was 1999.

This is all baggage that Michelle Collins needed to drop to be Stella.  Remember Jerry Morton?  Or, as he was known by pretty much everyone who watched the show, Sinbad?  Michael Starke entered the show playing basically the same character he'd played on Brookside, meaning we never really believed in Jerry.

By making Stella good, decent and honest, and giving her a Manchester accent (which is more than Jerry got), the writers and producers have tried to draw a line under Cindy.  She might have the same, surprisingly well-preserved face, they've said, but Stella is completely different to that woman who ran a hat stall and made cow eyes at David Wickes.

Trouble is, good is dull.  Nice is boring.  You have to be a bit quirky for it to work (see Roy and Hayley).  If you're just a normal person who's very pleasant to everyone and cares a lot you're - well, you're Emily Bishop in a push-up bra.  The revelation that Stella has a nasty streak underneath has made me like her a whole lot more, and I'm guessing the unpleasantness will continue in forthcoming storylines.  The landlady at the Rovers needs to wield a rod of iron, even if you wrap it in a lace doily first like Annie Walker.  She doesn't need to be spitting bile across the hand pumps, but it's good to see that underneath the immaculate bob there's some fire and passion.  That's a character I can get behind.


Come on Stella.  Unleash your inner cow.  We all want to see it.

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7 comments:

Tvor said...

"Emily Bishop in a push-up bra"
*snork* Love it!

And I agree with you. St. Ella doesn't have to be another Tracy Barlow but the inner cow coming out won't be a bad thing either.

Glenda Young said...

Absolutely fantastic post.

Humpty Dumpty said...

And I would love to see a bit of Annie Walker coming out in Stella. I think there is a massive snob just waiting to be unleashed.

Anonymous said...

Good or bad -can't stand her

Anonymous said...

Wonder how much all that plastic surgery set her back..doesn't even look like the same person.

Anonymous said...

I love Stella. I'm a Cannuck so the accent and Eastenders back story don't affect me in particular. The character works!

Anonymous said...

Please axe this dreadful character Having failed miserably to gain the nation's heart with her saintly persona, the writers are now trying a different tact of making her a bit less palatable. This still won't work. Terrible acting is terrible acting whether the character is "good or "bad".

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