Hypocrite award: Mushy pea star: Brian. Score one for Kylie. And by the way, Kylie wasn't on school premises, she was outside the gate.
Oily Star: Audrey pretending to continue to hate Lewis and carrying on with him in secret.
Out of the mouths of babes award: Simon sure knows how to hurt Peter to the quick. But the little lad is suffering.
Jealous Ignorant Oik award: Norris never fails to get up my nose. Nobody pays him any mind, at least.
Entrepreneur Award: Kylie taking lunch orders and charging the kids a little profit for her overheads!
Playing them at their own game award: Carla was a pretty cool customer under questioning by the cops!
More Holes than Swiss Cheese award: That story Peter told the cops was so clearly made up on the spot, I'm surprised DC Nash didn't laugh in his face.
Scam Artist award: Karl trying to overcharge Rita to line his own pockets.
Be careful what you wish for award: Carla said she only wanted what everyone else had... a nice boyfriend... Well if she will keep on picking psychos or everyone else's fella it kind of reduces the odds of finding a nice one.
Unreality check award: Paul refuses to accept Lesley needs more help than he can give.
Heartwarmer of the week: The engagement of Rita and Dennis, celebrated in the Bistro surrounded by friends.
Lines of the Week:
Carla "If i'd have killed Frank Foster, it would have been because he raped me"
and "He's a rapist and I hated him. They're not motives. They're cold hard facts"
Sylvia "We live in self congratulatory times" (jealousy!)
Lewis "Show me a man who understands women and I'll show you a fool"
Julie "Do you have to work on being so offensive or does it come naturally." Beth "It's not me that's shacked up in one of them menageries"
Julie "Tracy Barlow's not economical with the truth, she's positively stingy!"
Kylie "I'm not stopping til he's waving a white hankie on a stick!"
Musical catch of the week. Karl flirting with Sunita and suggesting another trip to the casino with Queen's "I Want to Break Free" playing in the background.
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