
Steal your thunder award: Graeme blew Betty's candles out!
The mistress of trivia didn't know that? Gold Star: Mary, you'd think someone that knows so much trivia would know there's such a thing as "live" yogurt.
Desperation award: Molly, still trying to get a look in with Kevin so she brings Sally a card. Lies to Kevin about wanting to support Kevin and gets rejected yet again.
Off the wagon award: Tarnished star: Peter Barlow. ("I can handle just one drink, really." Not)
You can't live like this award: Joe (and saying his goodbyes. Please let this be over so I don't have to see his pathetic face)

Lines of the Week:
The girls "To window shopping!!!"
Becky "I don't know what I want. What I dare to want."
Molly to Kevin "If you ever need me you know where i am" (Begging much?)
Betty (glancing down Michelle's cleavage) "Some things never change behind the bar. Never a dull moment!"
Janice to Sean and Julie "Shotgun? You two wouldn't even add up to a water pistol!"
Trev to Janice "You offerin' it to me?" Janice "Oh on a plate, luv!"
Betty "Over my dead body" Enid "If necessary!" (Them's fightin' words!)
Hayley "My Auntie Monica's mynah bird, Paul, rocks in time to Una Paloma Blanca. And if Paul could do it, I'm damn sure I could"
Deirdre to Ken "What's the view like from that high horse"
Joe "so I'm completely useless am I" (yes.)