King of the World award. Aren't Pam and Bill just the cutest?Poetic Justice award goes to Rosie Webster. No explanation needed.
I need new underwear award. Tony. Did you see his face when the phone rang and it turned out to be Carla?
Buy me some fire extinguisher. The last boat we had on the Street (Des Barnes') went up in flames. What are the odds?
Cheeky mare award. Helen Connor. Potential backup godfather Kirk is at least a blood relation. Ryan isn't, technically, nor is he the uncle, he's the cousin.
Lines of the week
Gail on seeing the boat: "Sometimes, just sometimes, you need to sit down!" and "If it's a good investment and it keeps Joe out of business..."
Sean to Kelly: "Like I'd listen to someone with the dress sense of a drag queen with cataracts!"
Luke: "Never mix business with pleasure. It'll always end in tears." Rosie: "Well, not always, look at us." (case in point)Carla on her return: "What's the matter, Tony? You scared?" (see award, above!)
Tony: "I renounced the devil this afternoon and God smiled on me."
I likely won't be awarding for a few weeks as I'm on me holidays and my Corrie watching will have to be saved until I get back.