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Sunday 30 March 2014

Corrie weekly awards, March 24 - 28

Enemy Mine award: Things are not going to be cosy back at Number 9 now!

My Most Embarassing Moment award: Eva calling Kal out on rejecting Stella in front of both Stella and Leanne (not knowing about his crush on Leanne)

Environmentally unaware award: Tina has no clue when it comes to fancy menus spouting about locally sourced food.

Subterfuge award: Gary and Owen are planning on ripping Phelan off which turned into the Worst Idea Ever award with the break-in.

Horseshoe award: Talk about luck! Stop someone from taking a handbag and get a £5,000 reward.

Turn of phrase award: Beth is a "merchandise production executive". aka machinist.

How did that happen award: Gary's face when Phelan found the tiles. And he gets the Pants on Fire award for lying to Phelan who didn't believe him anyway.

Lines of the week:
Anna to Gary and Owen "I'd say have a nice day but I'll settle for come back in one piece"
Gail "This worm is definitely on the turn"
Tina "How is it you always know the exact thing to say?" Peter "Practice makes perfect" (and she didn't think that was scary in the least)
Tina "Who needs to know where the grub's from, it's going to the same place"
Carla about Simon "He calls me Cruella behind me back" Rob "Everyone does!"
Peter "What are you doing? Planning a surprise?" (Is she ever!)
Beth "Don't be greedy. That's my motto"
Kirk "I always said Thursday was my lucky day!" Chesney "It's Wednesday" Kirk "It's not, is it?"
Simon "Freddie reckons Dad jokes are lame. He reckons they get them out of Christmas Crackers" Peter "Freddie sounds great!"
Michelle to Beth "It's like rubbing shoulders with Hello magazine every time I pull you a pint!"

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Frosty the Snowman said...

No home to go to award: Kal whose ‘popping up’ everywhere is becoming a bit ridiculous now, turning up at the Bistro to do ‘paperwork’. Why would you go to a restaurant to do this, what is wrong with your home? He came empty handed as well, no ‘paperwork’ or laptop. Just sat ridiculously mooning over Leanne like a 14 year old schoolboy.

Growing up award: Simon who has lost his cutesy image and is actually a bit scary now! Why is he still with Peter – what happened to “mum” Leanne.

Voice of reason award: Sally made shouty Kev see sense over Tyrone and the garage, not quite sure how they got so behind with the paperwork, they don’t seem to have had any customers for the past year.

Comical award: David and Kylie playing in character at the Hotel actually made Frosty smile. Getting back to that old Corrie humour. We should see more of these two and less of depressing Gail.

Great Witness award: Kylie called to Fizz to get the number plate of Les Dennis the Burglar’s van but Fizz just stood there gormless. This woman is just so annoying of late.

Should have kept your big trap shut award: Izzy is so quick to have a go at Garrah but if she had kept the confidence instead of blabbing to her short fused boyfriend at the first opportunity about Anna, then this wouldn’t have happened. Get down of your high horse and take some of the responsibility love!

Anonymous said...

Dumb and Dumber - Gary and Owen - how stupid are these two? Durrr.

Anonymous said...

Oh that Tina, such a classy gal. Willing to stuff anything down her gullet.

Simon has always been a creepy little kid - he has the face of the devil. No surprise if he grows into a trouble-maker.

I had to take a triple-look at that photo of what I think is Kevin; very unflattering view.

Just saying said...

I think Carla said the same thing to Peter in earlier scene and he gave same response...practice makes perfect.


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