Pushy Award: Sally has never been backward in pushing her men forward. It didn't always work but she never stops trying. Corrie tradition award: Are we about to have a new window cleaner on the cobbles? Not if Sally has her way.
#(%*@^ award: That Christian really is a nasty piece of work isn't he? I'm so glad Fiz wiped the smirk off his face even if she did tell him Hayley was ill. Then he held the grandchildren for a ransom of 5000 pounds.
Fashion Fool award: Dev wearing orange spandex (just for visibility of course!)
Great Minds think alike: Tim and Sally got to the bridal suite before Steve and Michelle. Never mind. They got there in the end.
Geography fail: Nobody knows where Bali is!
Phrase of Doom: Leanne asked Peter if he was going to mess this one up. Noooo chance, sez the groom. and the groom tells his new wife nothing's going to happen, either. Um.....do the words "slope" and "slippery" occur to anyone?
Lines of the week:
Sally" You actually paid money for it?" (Kind of agree with her there!)
Carla "I Do. It's the longest sentence in the world" Peter "I'd gladly serve"
Tim about Eva "She puts the chest in Manchester"
Carla "Here's me marrying the love of my life tomorrow and I've got to spend the night before in a hotel with Michelle"
Peter "You know what they say about monogamy? Damn fine wood"
Carla "We're a house of cards at the best of times"
Tracy about the first dance song "What is it? Another One Bites the Dust?"
Gail on inspirational role models "Word of advice. Don't be too ambitious. I put up Angelina Jolie. Just made me depressed"
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4 comments:
Boring wedding of the year award: Peter and Carla’s rather odd Wednesday wedding with most of the “neighbours” and his step mother missing and one that shouldn’t be there anyhow taking centre stage to the point of ridiculousness. No food, no dancing, and back to work the next day for the bride and gloom. Why bother with all the fuss and expense of the dress and venue, could have just got married in a suit or even trackie bottoms in the local registry office or better still on a Bali beach – wherever that is????!!!!
Worst hotel security award: How did Sally and Gnome get into the bridal suite for their rather sordid bunk up on the marital bed? Thought it was an upmarket hotel, rather than a knocking shop for all and sundry Poor Carla having to sleep on those sheets after – nice.
Funny moment award: Frosty did manage a smirk when Dev fell flat on his face on the treadmill he had rather bizarrely installed in the shop. Why wasn’t he at the wedding thought he was one of Peter’s pals?
Want to slap her very hard award: Gail again having the brass neck to tell David to keep away from HIS house and HIS kid, oh and by the way cough up some cash eve though you have no job. Makes you sympathise with the Father’s for Justice Movement. I just wish Gail would clear off cannot stand this character.
Farce award; Gnome buying that old banger and of course having to drive to the wedding in it with Sanctimonious Sal – straight out of a scene of Keeping Up Appearances from the 1980s with Hyanthne Bouquet. Yawn.
Another wedding do in the crapper. What's with that? Just a waste of time in order to give Michelle K more air time I think. Very poorly done as well. The nicest thing about the wedding was Roy and Haley. I didn't need to watch Tina in just about every scene looking meaningfully at Peter. Hastily thrown together script in order to gain viewers? Why is it that the women in this small community are either doormats, or sluts?
Anyway, I didn't like the wedding at all..my 2p worth anyway.
Solomon Grundy married on Wednesday. Took ill on Thursday. Grew worse on Friday. Died on Saturday. Buried on Sunday. That was the end of Solomon Grundy. Wednesday weddings are never a good idea. I tell you that marriage is DOOMED!
It's all in the details: Jenna, for having a special photo ready for Roy & Hayley when they got home. That wordless moment spoke volumes.
Selective Amnesia Trophy: A double win for Peter, for forgetting that Lloyd likes to DJ, and that Dev is a friend. Lloyd was coming to the wedding, so he wasn't booked. You saw him in the pub at your stag do, couldn't have asked? Pointless plotting around a gaping hole. And why wasn't Dev at either the stag or the wedding?
When is a Girl Not a Girl: Sean. Yes, he works with them on the faktry floor, but he's not a lady. Why was he at the hen instead of the stag? Coworker Kirk was with the boys, Sean should have been as well, or at least gone from one party to the other.
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