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Wednesday, 23 November 2011

Dennis Tanner And His Missing Tenner



I'll admit it loveys, it was a slow night in't cab office last night so I did this.
Things more likely than Dennis Tanner geting his wallet out:
  • Ken reading Heat Magazine.
  • Deirdre giving up smoking.
  • Tracy giving up smirking.
  • Peter never drinking again.
  • Amy growing up normal.
  • Norris marrying Mary.
  • Mary marrying Norris.
  • Emily finally saying to Norris, “Do you know what, I’ve had enough! Get out and stay out!”
  • Tyrone winning Mastermind.
  • Tommy getting a proper job.
  • Tina behaving calmly.
  • Fiz admitting John was a wrong ‘un.
  • Chesney calling his baby, Les.
  • Katie having a non ginger child.
  • Hope preferring prison life.
  • Dev lowering his prices.
  • Eileen befriending Gail.
  • Marcus running off with Jason.
  • Sean becoming a boxer.
  • Jason completing a Sudoku puzzle.
  • Lloyd not weeping.
  • Steve meeting a lass without mental health issues.
  • Becky (see Peter).
  • David not wearing fake tan.
  • Kylie becoming a nun.
  • Nick coming back with another face (again)
  • Gail liking her children’s choice of spouse and getting a decent fella.
  • Anna not giving out advice like a young Rita.
  • Rita not giving out advice like a young Anna.
  • Fay(e) becoming remotely flamin’ likeable.
  • Gary sitting in a confined space calmly.
  • Owen staying nice.
  • Carla (see Peter and Becky).
  • Audrey not saying “Hmm?” after she’s made a valid point.
  • Kirk winning Eggheads.
  • Kevin buying a new jacket.
Any more to add, loveys...?

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Someone having lunch at home with no alcohol.

Anonymous said...

Norris and Mary hitting the sheets.

ChiaGwen said...

Ken wearing a Speedo.
Dev installing a larger counter
in his shop

Glenda Young said...

Rita saying to her hairdresser: "No, that's enough spray!"

Tvor said...

Someone coming out of the Salon with their hair looking different.

"Steve meeting a lass without mental health issues."
*snork* he does seem to know how to pick 'em doesn't he?

Looney Baloon said...

How about:

Sophie not scowling
Keith Duffey being able to act
Eva being pleasant for a change
Carla leaving Peter alone
A happy family without any affairs
Anthony Cotton being given the sack

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