Dennis Tanner And His Missing Tenner

I'll admit it loveys, it was a slow night in't cab office last night so I did this.
Things more likely than Dennis Tanner geting his wallet out:

• Ken reading Heat Magazine.
• Deirdre giving up smoking.
• Tracy giving up smirking.
• Peter never drinking again.
• Amy growing up normal.
• Norris marrying Mary.
• Mary marrying Norris.
• Emily finally saying to Norris, “Do you know what, I’ve had enough! Get out and stay out!”
• Tyrone winning Mastermind.
• Tommy getting a proper job.
• Tina behaving calmly.
• Fiz admitting John was a wrong ‘un.
• Chesney calling his baby, Les.
• Katie having a non ginger child.
• Hope preferring prison life.
• Dev lowering his prices.
• Eileen befriending Gail.
• Marcus running off with Jason.
• Sean becoming a boxer.
• Jason completing a Sudoku puzzle.
• Lloyd not weeping.
• Steve meeting a lass without mental health issues.
• Becky (see Peter).
• David not wearing fake tan.
• Kylie becoming a nun.
• Nick coming back with another face (again)
• Gail liking her children’s choice of spouse and getting a decent fella.
• Anna not giving out advice like a young Rita.
• Rita not giving out advice like a young Anna.
• Fay(e) becoming remotely flamin’ likeable.
• Gary sitting in a confined space calmly.
• Owen staying nice.
• Carla (see Peter and Becky).
• Audrey not saying “Hmm?” after she’s made a valid point.
• Kirk winning Eggheads.
• Kevin buying a new jacket.

Any more to add, loveys...?