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Sunday 15 May 2016

Corrie Weekly Awards, May 9 - 13

Odd couple award: Craig and Bethany having a dating advice chat in the cafe. Unexpected, but the poor lass hasn't got any friends and Craig is going to need one with Caitlyn flying the coop to Scotland.

A Lid on a Scream award: Carla really wasn't looking forward to the girly spa afternoon but couldn't get out of it.

Midnight Sun award: The hens partied. They were hours at the police station. The stags gathered, presumably after work and later had to go rescue the women. After all of that, the sun was still up. Did they start at 10 a.m. or something?

Mean Boys: Jason took all his rage and grief out against Eileen now.

Reminiscing award: Tony was afraid of spiders!

Style fail: Gemma. Bless her, she does try to make an effort.

Delusional award: Gail went from disapproval of Carla to considering them close, personal friends, probably to keep her baby boy happy more than anything else.

Lines of the week:
Gail "One minute you're alive and kicking and next you're in a hole in the ground" (eek!)
Sean "That's my tummy rumbling. D'you think there'll be sandwiches at the pub?" Eva "Probably not, you might put your foot in your mouth instead"
Carla "Being different isn't so bad, is it?"
Phelan "It's not about falling down. It's about whether you get back up" (true, dat)
Audrey "I think Carla's well aware of what kind of family we are" Bethany "Yeah, and she's marrying him anyway"
Gail "I'll have a disco nap. Never had one of those"
Roy "I will master this skill. And I *will* enjoy it" (you keep telling yourself that, luv)
Sally about Jenny "She's a cleaner, Sean, what's she meant to do? Govern the country?" (She'd be better at it than you, I suspect)
Roy "I don't wish to be the sort of person that talks to inanimate objects"
Robert to Tracy "That's what I love about you, you're overflowing with the milk of human kindness"
Sally "When you drink from the well, remember who dug it in the first place!"
Gemma "Everyone deserves to say goodbye to the ones they love"
Kylie to Cathy about their outfits "We've been told to wear black. Don't ask" Cathy "It's not a death sentence, marrying your son?" Gail *death stare*

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Anonymous said...

Can Tim please have a 'patience of a saint' award?! Never was a huge fan of Sally's but I actively dislike her just now.

Anonymous said...

I agree about Tim deserving a 'patience of a saint award'.
I also think that Roy should also receive a 'patience of a saint' award for dealing with Cathy moving Alex in his flat without his permission.

Simone Subversive said...

Yes! I vehemently agree...Tim is my favorite newer Corrie guy; a dad that wants to be there for his daughter, and enjoy life a bit. Sally is a Harpie.

Ancient corrier said...

They couldn't leave it alone could they, the magic that is Tim and Sally just had to be spoiled. Sally is becoming unwatchable.
Loving Tim and Kevin, hope they don't ruin that as well.

Anonymous said...

Let's hope the writers / storyliners read the many comments and put the fun back in the Sally and Tim relationship. Even Joe Duttine himself said he liked that Tim was a decent guy, not having affairs etc. I understand trying to create tension for the dramatic effect but it's just not enjoyable to watch and seems a shame :(


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