Keystone Cops award (paired with Gormless Award): Tin star: Tyrone, Kirk and Tommy against the drug dealer. Going after a dealer with a very identifiable vehicle? (Well, I thought it was funny!)
Changed your tune award: Sylvia is actually defending Hayley now.
Circus award: Gail and Kylie's very public row was the best entertainment the neighbours have seen in months.
Selective hearing award: Whispering Star: Roy didn't hear Norris locked in the toilet below his own flat but could hear Mr. Druggie hollering from inside a meat locker INSIDE another building!
Overkill award: Two people do not need a 5 bedroom house.
Overreaction award: Gold Star: Did Audrey really think Kylie would take ALL her hair clients away from her?
Holier than Thou award: Gold Star: Gail and Audrey have reason to dislike and distrust Kylie but they really have gone over the top with disapproval. Show her a bit of support! They're no Roy and Hayley are they?
Business name of the week: "Kylie's Cutie Calls"
Stylista award: The wet look really isn't for you, David
Lines of the week:
Audrey to Kylie "Are you deaf as well as daft?"
Sylvia to Norris "Did you want anything or did you just come in to be spiteful"
Carla "I'll try not to screw up again"
Roy "Can you hear something?" Dennis "Unless it's the ghost of Martha Longhurst" Roy "Who?" Dennis "Before your time" (I LOVE it when they throw in little tid bits to the past like that!)
Becky "If you want someone that understands gobspeak, go hire a Dalek"
