Here's this week's awards and lines of the week!Evil award: Gold Star: Psycho Dave! He's Baaaaaack! And he's still obsessed by Tina. I did take great satisfaction seeing him overhear Jay and Tee tell each other "I love you" but it's only doubled his anger.
Who peed in your cornflakes award: Gold star: Chesney. Does this really need explaining?
Silver Star: David Platt (see above)
Daisy Duke award: Gold star: Rosie Webster washing her car in short shorts and heels and a plaid shirt unbuttoned down to there! Yeesh!
Best Bet Lynch Retro look: Becky's getting awfully fond of those hair pieces. This decade it's because of Amy Winehouse (do we really want AW as a role model for Becky?)
And the best lines of the week:
Joe: "I don't know what's worse. Letting me daughter down or letting meself get pushed around by a weasel."
Helen Connor: "We need to get her away from that odious man!"
David to Joe: "What, you mean you don't think I *am* wonderful?"
Joe: "I do NOT have an addiction!" (that's what they all say!)
