Feeling abandoned award: Roy can't bring himself to face his real feelings, or admit them, at least.
Green eyed monster award: Tommy thought Jason was back with Tina.
Agony Uncle award: So Brian unbares his soul to an almost complete stranger because... he was a teacher too?
Pants on Fire award: Tina said she wasn't trying to split up Kirsty and Tyrone. Of course she was!
St. Ella's councilling of the week: Tommy across the bar, Tina across the bar later, and even Karl is getting in on the act, advising Brian!
Slippery as a bucket of eels award: Lewis, of course! He's still got the chat doesn't he? (Audrey don't fall for it! Nooo put that phone number in the bin!)
Rocky Balboa award: Deirdre right-crossed Lewis to the face! Good on yer! Wonderful scene in the pub!
Forewarning award: Audrey asking how Betty is, she's still under the weather!
Reunited award: Sylvia couldn't get on that plane!!! Yay!
Smug Git award: Kirsty's got rid of Tina and now she's got rid of Tommy too!
Lines of the Week:
Carla about Sally "Then what is she?" Michelle "Besides what we know she is"
Tina about Kirsty "She's not gonna get away with it this time" (Wanna bet?)
Sally to Tyrone "You made a mistake. Mistakes can be corrected"
Gail "I've never been so insulted!!" Audrey "We both know that's not true!"
Sylvia "There's nothing worse than a new lease on life and finding out it's on a short term rental"
Sylvia "Bitterness doesn't become you, Roy" Roy "Nor motherhood, you, it seems"
Lewis "Gail, please don't self combust"
Brian "Ken Barlow is a phoney and a turncoat" and "It broke my heart to lie" (tosser!)
Deirdre about Audrey and Lewis "I bet they were up her stairs two at a time!"
Best screen cap of the week, Gail blowing into the breathalyser!
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