Desperation trumps Christianity award: Gold Star: So much for Thou Shalt Not Steal. But she paid for that sin, didn't she!? £20,000 worth.
Julia Childs she's not award: Charred Star: Why would we ever think that Kylie would know one end of a kitchen (or barbeque) from the other?
Get a new solicitor award: Why on earth to Corrie solicitors allow police to harangue their clients?
Platt Party hell: I do so enjoy Platt family meals. They are always so entertaining when things blow sky high!
Privacy Award: Sneaky Star: Like the busy cafe is *so* much more private for a confidential conversation than the middle of the street.
Monkey in the middle award: David really is getting his loyalties pulled from top to toe.
Reincarnation award: Spooky star: Even Nick can see that Gail is turning into Ivy Tilsley!
Deirdre's pottery talents aren't getting any better are they?
Lines of the week:
David "Me mam loves a good moan, it's one of her five a day"
Gail "Everyone's innocent until proved guilty" Sean "Yes and that doesn't mean by her neighbours"
Audrey "Goodness sakes, this is like shopping bags at dawn!"
Karl "Eva, put the Diva back in the box" (Nice one)
Sylvia about Hope "Father a raving looney and a mother behind bars"
