I almost choked on me cocoa when Rita's latest outfit hit the screen on Friday night's Coronation Street. Poor Emily Bishop was lost for words when Rita asked her what she thought of her new top but Rita piped up in her own self-defence in the Corrie understatement of the week: "You know I've always been fond of things that clash." Clash? I thought our Sky box had set on fire.
See also: Red-haired Rita, Queen of the Kabin
