Corrie weekly awards, week of June 22

Angry Anorak of the week: Hayley. Did you see that double-take when she found out from Steve that Slug was on the scene again? Trouble with a "T" - brilliant stuff.

Completely lost touch with reality award:
Gold Star: Fiz Brown. I don't need to elaborate, do I?
Silver Star: Kevin Webster. (Molly? barely older than your daughter? Remember Stape?) That was the slap heard round the cobbles but didn't she look a bit pleased when she stropped off?

Cute couple award: I think "T"(ina) and Jay(son) make a really cute couple, don't you?

Fashion don't of the week: Steve McDonald's diamond pattern tank top. Looks exactly like something out of Mike Baldwin's golf wardrobe. Rather an old jumper for someone 35 isn't it? Seems it is a birthday pressie. Wanna bet Hayley picked it out and advised Becky to buy it?

Gobsmacking concept of the week: Rosie? Forward thinking? Shrewd? Sally's implants (that would be the blinders) certainly seem to have been reinforced of late.

Oh no, I don't want you to find me attractive at all award goes to Molly's cleavage and lip gloss. Earlier this week she was wearing a top under that little jacket. Friday night, her cups runneth over.

Lines of the week:
Pam describing Bill: "Strong. Practical. Reliable." Bill: "You make me sound like a flippin' power tool!"
Rosie about Luke: "It wasn't my money he wanted last night." (Oh, wasn't it?)
Kevin about Steve's diamond jumper: "Is it Jeeves or Wooster?" Tyrone: "More like Norris Cole!"