Jack fakes an earache to get to spend the day with Abi to play Boggle and also to keep her close so she can't go on a homicidal spree. She goes off to "pay the wedding photographer" (i.e. goes to the police to chase them about the forensics on Corey's tracksuit) and, worried, Jack confesses to Debbie that he thinks she's going to kill Corey. She fronts for Abi but when Jack's back on the X-box Debbie then threatens the Abster, telling her to walk away from the wedding, else she'll tell Kev about the gun. In the meantime, Corey follows Stu, realising he's been played. Can't Stefan pay for some goons to do Corey's dirty work? I bet Gay Gansa Mick would do it for £50.
Eco-warrior Maria has a new issue - a bypass that will go through the Red Rec. Not the Red Rec! And where's Spider when you need him? Hopefully not protesting HS2. Sally speaks to Fergus about the new road, who says a councillor called Councillor Mo Lunghi - The Enforcer - will push the decision through. Maria contacts Chris from the Gazette and makes an impassioned speech to camera-phone.
Over in Ozark, I mean Speed Daal, Ryan turns up for his first waiting shift. Zee says he has his eye on him - I think it's the other way around, n'est-ce pas? Also I can spot a tiny little flaw in the money-laundering plan (and I use the word plan loosely) - isn't Yasmeen going to notice a big hole in the bank account when Zee transfers the money to Hashim? My other pedantic point is that most restaurants take the majority of their money by card nowadays. Anyway, Alya calls the police - well, she calls P.C. Plonker Tinker - regarding Hashim threatening Zee in the ginnel of doom, much to Zeedan's disgust.
Oh and there was some stuff with Curtis's anatomy.
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