Asha's day hasn't got any better as she's still getting outraged texts from her school"friends", and Dev tells her she has to go to a litter picking day. Dev's on the warpath, realising it must be Aadi who stole a bottle of premium quality Latvian vodka from the shop. "You're developing some mouth on you," he tells his son when he lies to him. Well that's what happens when you swap heads a la Worzel Gummidge. The Alahan Juniors turn up to the community day where a teenage misogynist calls Asha a slag and Aadi attacks him. Asha then finds out the video has been uploaded to a porn site. Urgh, teenagers are rank.
Jenny is hanging around Scott (the B&B guest) like a fly 'round, um, sugar. Way to get a 3 star review, Jen! Johnny arranges for Carla and Peter to run the pub whilst he and the missus are away in France. It didn't go that well last time Peter ran the pub, did it. Anyway, Johnny and Scott finally meet and Scott greets him as an old pal. What's the story then? Did Johnny scam him in business or pleasure?
Meanwhile, Ken has evidence that there is no Stillwaters residents' bank account and all the fines and fees have been going to Charles's personal account. Nozza says move to impeach. Alright Norris Pelosi! But Ken wins the election with 66% of the vote, and then says he hasn't got time to be Chair and nominates Norris, who's going to have to be the throne, rather than the power behind it. Ken is now off to investigate the mystery of the missing peanut bowls, and also says to Claudia he wants to move back to the street.
And finally, Sally has spotted a £2K (sorry I mean, £1,999) wedding dress, which Tim says he will get for her. Hey Timothy! I hear there's a factory 'round the corner full of sewing machines and seamstresses who can copy any pattern to a high calibre! Check 'em out!
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