Sunday, 12 June 2011
Corrie weekly awards: June 6 - 10
Vulture award: Gold star: Mary and Norris and the cookies in court.
How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away: Graeme loves Tina and he loves Xin and she's giving him 24 hours to choose. Juggle much?
In the hotseat award: Flaming star: Fiz must have had pants on fire, she told the cops so many lies at first!
Smouldering Star: Dev and Sunita are lying to the Aunties again!
Plonker award: Gold star: Steve. He called the Social. What did he expect Becky to do?
Short memory award: Gold Star: Tina told Graeme it had "been awhile"... last week? Didn't he stay over at hers last week?
How far the Mighty have Fallen award: Dev - one shop, one kebab shop. But he still owns the posh flat, the house and the big house doesn't he? And if he's sold the house and shops, shouldn't the cash flow be somewhat abated?
The Penny Drops award: Copper Star: Tina figured out that Graeme and Xin have it goin' on before he admitted it.
Hypocrite award: Tina was practically pushing Xin out the door while saying how much she'd miss her.
Fashion Don't - Dev's pink checked shower cap.
Lines of the week:
Rita "If you can have Mary, I can have Dennis"
Tracy "Despite what you think, I'm not a complete witch" (yes you are, taking every opportunity to throw Max back in Becky's face)
Auntie "It's a rare mango that rots in the barrell alone"
Sally "If one of John Stape's victims being unearthed isn't an Act of God, I don't know what is!"
Judge "Bail is Granted" (You didn't think it wouldn't be, did you?)
Graeme to Xin "I don't want you to go" (oh PLEASE go!)
David "Graeme Proctor, Stud of this Paris"
Julie "Don't you use those puppydog eyes on me! I'm more of a cat person, but that aside..."
Rita to the Aunties "You two are going to have to get your Gaydar sorted!"
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