What other tricks has Ghastly Geoff got up his sleeve? How many more evil plans does he have? Today, he is having breakfast with Brian! How much worse can you get?! (I did think Brian was Team Yasmeen due to his relationship with Cathy, but never mind). Back at the hospital, DJ Geoff does his best Alan Partridge and "Jolly Geoff, the Geoffster, the Geoff-meister" says he's going to be candid with his listeners, using his "Pistol of truth and I'm going to shoot from the hip. But first up, Lynsey de Paul!" (excellent bit of writing from my fave Corrie scribe, Jonathan Harvey).
Meanwhile, Yas has a visitor from a women's charity, who turns out to be not so much Women's Aid as Man About The House as Elaine is played by (Dame) Paula Wilcox, who tells her that she is another one of Geoff's victims.
It's happy families at number 13 as Abi moves out of Sally's and into Kevin's. So the whole twins-down-under story was just to move Ab 'n' Kev (Kabi?) to the next level, I presume. Sal is "emoji" (emosh) at Abi's departure, probably because she's just going to get Tim sulking at her for the next few weeks. Abi invites Sulky Seb around for tea (a not very appetising sounding pasta, pesto and tuna chunks).
Gary finds out that Laura has been hurting Kelly (who has bruises on her wrists) and tells her, forcibly, that she better not do it again and she needs to up her game. She leaves the furniture shop upset, witnessed by Adam. He, in the meantime, has rung up Gary's storage unit and got the details of the ginger ninja's locker.
Oh, and Daniel meets up with Naughty Nicki for more of his "therapy", which involves the blonde Katy Harris putting on Sinead's cardigan and perfume and having a cuddle with Danny-boy. Fortunately, she doesn't do the voice.
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