Coronation Street ringtones - with a difference

No, it's not an instruction to Carla Connor to call her boyfriend, but there is a very odd ringtone online right here. It's the Coronation Street theme, out of tune, complete with a hacking cough and someone trying to sing along. Very odd indeed.

I much prefer the theme tune this way.

There's also a Vera Duckworth ring tone, a less convincing Deirdre Barlow one and a Mike Baldwin one too. Not enough for you? How about a ring tone by Ken Barlow, Dev Alahan or a text, I say, a text message from fat Fred.