This week the update comes to you piping hot and fresh out of the oven with that just-baked aroma. Or is it half-baked? I never can tell. Anyway, without any further ado, here we go with this week’s Coronation Street update.
There’s a new man in town when cool-hand Luke arrives to take over Carla’s dark share of the Underworld. Luke Strong - clad in black and driving a red sports car, he’s clearly not the sort of man familiar with the foibles of public transport. He’s at odds with mad-eye Tony and loved by the girls when he tells them to knock off early and then buys them all a beer in the bar.
It’s Tina’s 18th birthday but there’s little celebration when Joe’s lock-up gets smashed up by Len Windass. The Windass clan want to put the frighteners on Tina so she’ll tell the truth about David throwing the first punch at Gary when the case goes to court. David wants Tina to lie through her teeth or he could become familiar with prison food again. Joe gets an offer he can’t refuse from Len Windass who tells him there’s 19, count ‘em, 19 kitchens he can fit if he can get Tina to tell the truth in court. Joe’s skint and tempted by the sleazy offer and gets Tina to tell him the truth about who threw the first punch. Will the king of kitchen fitting really dob his daughter in? Tune in next week to find out. 
Meanwhile, Gail reminisces about her old mate Suzi Birchall. “She was a bit of a go-er,” she recalls, and indeed she was, although my lovely man insists what Gail actually said about Suzi was this: “She was a bit of a goddess.”
Ken returns from seeing Peter in Portsmouth and takes his empty suitcase straight to the floating fun palace to see Martha on her barge. He tells her he can’t come to her opening night as Blanche du Bois, much as he’d like to, as Deirdre wants him at home making embarrassed conversation with Lloyd and Liz over a lamb tagine and a bottle of Frescho red. The dinner party guests assemble around the Barlow tea-table and Ken leaves his sulky soak in the bath and comes in his kimono (not literally). But his wasn’t the worst fashion faux-pas of the night. Liz McDonald had the bad-taste fairies working overtime with her two-tops of black lace and animal print. Which animal? It was really hard to say. I’m not entirely sure it was even dead.
Ken manages to sneak away the next night to see Martha on stage and goes for a nibble afterwards before he kisses her on the towpath, always a good spot. Meanwhile, Deirdre sits at home with a half-baked moussaka and a worried look on her face. Ken, a man used to fibbing about floozies, says he was at the theatre with Ted. Deirdre, a woman clearly not accustomed to her fella’s fibbing, believes him. Yet again.
In the butcher shop, Ashley’s upset and confused when Graeme starts repeating his words, I say, repeating his words whenever he wears Fred’s old butcher’s cap, I say hat. I say could you stop doing this it’s really annoying, I say irritating. Could Graeme’s head be channelling the spirit of Fred? No, alas not. It’s a lot less exciting as Graeme fesses up that Claire told him all about Fred and his odd, I say weird, speech pattern and it was all just a joke. Ashley didn’t laugh.
Over in the Rovers, Becky tries and fails to bond with little Amy. Liz is upset when she spies Amy sitting on the kitchen worktop next to the oven, Becky feeding her a mug of builder’s tea and a fried breakfast. She ticks off Becky after she compliments Amy on her dress for an after-school party she’d just been to. Well, Becky did say to the kid summat about being able to pull the boys in a get-up like that. Liz, a woman who once smeared make-up all over her granddaughter’s face, tutted and grimaced, both at the same time.
And elsewhere this week, Michelle Connor starts work in the bookies and tries to grips with a Yankee. Although probably not this one. Let's just hope she gets it right as Dan and Harry Mason didn't have a clue.And that’s just about that for this week.
Coronation Street writers this week were David Lane, Peter Whalley, Simon Crowther, Damon Rochefort and Martin Allen.
Glenda
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5 comments:
Thanks for the piccie of George Clooney: second only to David Boreanaz on my "to do" list LOL
Having said that, I'd give Luke Strong a run for his money too!
xx
Mimi
". . . The Windass clan want to put the frighteners on Tina so she’ll tell the truth about David throwing the first punch at Gary when the case goes to court. . ."
It should be obvious to all that there never was any need for David to persuade Tina to lie that Gary threw the first punch - yet still win a conviction against Gary.
The thing about soaps is that by watching characters make the worst case decisions in their lives we can all take comfort in the fact that on average we would handle a similar real life situation much better. But then again without the soap characters (and sitcom characters for that matter too), getting it wrong all the time, there'd be no drama - and therefore no story to tell.
However, under British law (leans back on the bar to pontificate, pint in one hand, finger pointing with the other), under British law (burp), if someone treats you in a manner that causes you distress in so much as you think you are about to be physically attacked, then that person is guilty of Assault - but there has to be no physical contact for the charge of Assault: ie., the raising of the back of an arm or hand, which makes the victim cower, is enough.
If however, they actually do strike you (or for instance grab your jacket lapels, so you can't escape), then it is classed as a crime of Battery and Assault.
So:
Assault - No physical contact.
Battery and Assault - Now there IS physical contact.
When Gary the Windass lad stalked and harangued David Platt, he followed him all the way home and finally shoved his foot in the front door of his home - at which point David punched Gary in the face. Guilty of throwing the first punch yes, but it could be that Gary is guilty of Assault? It would be easy to argue that he, (David), thought the foot in the door indicated an attack was imminent and therefore reacted in self defence. As assault can be proved, remember the victim only has to believe they are about to be attacked, (the final foot in the door that followed the taunts should clinch it), then the law allows an individual to physically defend themselves if they believe they face an imminent physical attack.
But where would the Windass's be if they couldn't continually live in turmoil? And as Tina leaves the Street in this storyline, (career move? baby? or just temporary?) will that be the cue for David to revert to his psycho-type traits?
Mimi, i must say you have fantastic taste, much like myself ;) hahaha. David 'Angel' Borneaz is a god amoung men. Throw George Swooney, That new Luke bloke and a sprinkling of Rob James-Collier and i'm in heaven!
Clare, you'll have to fight me for them! I agree with regard to Rob James-Collier. I'd also throw in a little bit of the blond guy from Hollyoaks whose name escapes me, plus a splash of the lead actor in 55 Degrees North. (His name escapes me too, but his face is engrained on my brain LOL)
Bring back sexpot Spider!
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