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Monday, 25 March 2019

Corrie Comicals episodes to Sunday 24 March 2019


Nothing Comical with our first clip this week.  Merely a paean of praise.  For reasons I could explain at length my handwriting has always been illegible.  In my first year at University I acquired a typewriter and in those days could think logically enough to prepare and type my output (except in exams of course).  I have always held in awe those with an ability to precisely control a pen and of course we rarely these days see magnificent manuscripts.  So Rana's work above is a joy and delight to my eyes and I have no doubt will soon be a great source of comfort to Kate.


We know Beth has pulled an all-nighter working on Rana's dress.  Here Alya is defending Beth - she might be "lazy" but she is good with a machine.  The Corrie team obviously liked the line so much that later on both Carla and Johnny said more or less the same, one of them adding that a regular cattle prod up the backside was essential to get any performance from her.


"Trolley Man" Martin Bishop gets a special mention.  Ken is explaining why he is freezing in the ITV Studios, sorry Freschco, car park as Peter and Carla fail to get their mojo back telling "Trolley Man" that he (Ken) used to do the same job.  However Ken never turned his trolley stories into a book (these days it would be a blog of course) - "Tales From The Trolley-man" (above).


When Corrie is in full on disaster mode then inevitably comedy is way down the list.  Daniel has just observed that bride (she was wearing the dress) of the day was ten minutes late and Toyah pointedly notes that less than 10 minutes late is merely fashionable, 10 or more minutes late means something more serious "is she definitely coming or not?" late.  By contrast marrying off one of my daughters we arrived so early at the church she had to hide on the floor of the car as all the guests and "husband to be" were still outside the church as we had arrived so early!


Imran has just told Rana that all will be well and the story of the wedding day will be told to their children for years to come.  Leaving aside Rana's predicament we should remember that Imran is currently with R'Toyota.  Now the one thing we do know about her since her return is her apparent inability to have a child - even with IVF or by taking her half-sister's daughter.  So it is hardly a wonder that Rana finds this hilarious.

A personal observation, given the inevitable pain and suffering that Rana is experiencing, is that for her to survive some clearly serious physical problems for at least 30 minutes remaining compos mentis strikes me as unlikely.  She must have been losing blood at a rapid rate and to survive for that long seems highly improbable, perhaps these things work differently on Coronation Street.  Next peeve - what woman walks around with a heavy shoulder bag, puts it down and then fails to pick it up, especially if it contains two valuable rings?  Next up - we saw Izzy show Craig out - she would tell the others she was off to get fruity I am sure.  Next peeve how could Rana get back into the factory without one of the occupiers seeing and hearing her going through the doors in a white jump suit (she was wearing the trousers).  The last we saw of Rana was her staring at the bracelet.  The gaps are significant.  Final peeve - when did Rana put her phone on vibrate rather than use a ring tone?  The phone would have been in the bag of course - but she was using it in the flat before she returned to the factory where the bag had been left.  These plotholes are large enough to swallow an entire factory - oh they did!


Sophie has just observed that Sally is like the "Terminator" -  no matter what happens she just keeps bouncing back (above).  This came shortly after Tim had declared that he did not know what he would do without Sally.  Let us all hope we can go back to these two doing some regular comedy.


And Jenny weighs in with the observation which is worth bearing in mind that Sally is not even hefty, is she?  So we will all be looking to wonder boy Wayne to solve the mystery how a jerk and a crowbar could so seriously weaken the roof, given that Gary and Polish builders had been dancing around on it for the last couple of weeks!

Missing Extras



I normally celebrate the contribution of extras in factory scenes but although they were floating around last week when the strike was being mooted, none of them, not even Dirk, actually turned up for the lock in.  Izzy, Emma, Gemma, Gina, Paul, Sally and Sean all present and correct.  As the last time the factory closed it looks like I am going to miss the ensemble scenes in the factory and there have been so few of them since Phelan bodged the roof repairs.

Next week will be fashionably late again as there are no Monday episodes this week and so I will be covering Wednesday, Friday and Sunday.

Writers: Joe Turner (Monday); Owen Lloyd-Fox (Wednesday); Julie Jones (Sunday)
Directors: Brett Fallis (Monday & Wednesday); Alan Grint (Sunday)

Kosmo
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Wednesday, 23 January 2019

Bhavna Limbachia leaving Coronation Street


Bhavna Limbachia, who plays Rana in Coronation Street is leaving the show. ITV have confirmed this today with the following statement:

"Bhavna Limbachia will be leaving Coronation Street later this year, she made the decision last year and spoke to Producer Iain MacLeod when he joined the show about her plans to leave.

"She has been fully involved in the discussions about Rana's leaving story, the details of which we are hoping to keep under wraps for the viewers. Bhavna is a talented actress and we wish her every success for the future."

The Sun today carry the details of Rana's shock exit storyline. I won't print that on the Blog for those who don't want to know, but you can read it here if you'd like to.

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Saturday, 29 December 2018

Coronation Street Episode Review Friday 28 December 8.30pm


We’re back and Jenny has come to collect Johnny from the police station where he is out on bail. She tries to convince him to let her take the blame, but he won’t hear of it as he’s determined to ‘do right’ by his wife. This is all very noble obviously. Would it be very cruel to say that such grand gestures wouldn’t be necessary if he’d decided to do right by the lovely Jenny months ago by just buying a nice bunch of flowers and sewing his boxer shorts shut?

Toyah and Imran have decided to cheer Rana up by taking her to a gay bar. Which is a lovely thought apart from the fact that I thought Rana wasn’t gay, she was just in love with Kate? Anyway, they either they get the address wrong and end up in a church hall, or chose the least lively bar in Manchester, because there would seem to be more life in a tramp’s vest. Still, it’s livened up slightly by Kate’s ex Imogen turning up and being a bit pervy. 

Back at the snooker hall Peter is showing Simon around in the dark, as you do (seriously just switch the lights on!). They find some rather creepy snooker cues in pentangles on the floor and ‘666’ scrawled on the wall in chalk. Peter is on the verge of being spooked when he treads on Kirk's nuts (sorry, I couldn’t resist) and realises he’s been played by Dev and Kirk. In the pub he dials up the guilt by telling them he’s pulled out of the deal and lost his deposit. Feeling pretty pleased with himself he manages to squeeze in a little flirtation with Carla. I just love the sexual tension between these two.

Gail tries to tell Audrey about Lewis’s afternoon assignation, but as she has no proof (having taken a selfie rather than a picture of Lewis) she can’t get Audrey to believe her. Audrey questions Lewis but he’s a very accomplished liar. He does however tell her she is essential to his future plans. So, either he is going to steal all her money and run off to East Africa or he can’t get through a mega bucket of popcorn and an afternoon of war films and DreamWorks animation on his own.

I’ve been Kelly and I can’t wait to find out which it is…see you back here in two weeks!

@mskelstar






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Friday, 9 November 2018

Corrie Comicals Week ending 9 November 2018


Hi everyone.  I am pleased to be able to thank the medical experts at Frimley Park Hospital for looking after me so well during my visit last Friday, for making my stay slightly briefer than expected and for the outcome to be virtually free of pain.  Having watched last week's epsiodes purely as a viewer I am glad I took a week off as there was little humour in Sinead's story, whilst the dirty dealings in underwear are about par for the course between Carla, Nick and Peter.  If anyone can explain how little Nicky Platt can afford to swan around in a swanky car and cough up a fortune to buy a share in factory (presumably with hard cash) I really would like to know.

Turning to Monday much of the first episode was dominated by Nick Tilsley (see above) trying to explain to his employees and Carla why he was once again a part owner of the factory business.  More entertaining were his rolling eyes and grimaces as everyone apart from Gail struggled to understand his motives or even accept that it was a good idea for him to be a part owner of the factory.  Leanne of course was disappointed that a leopard never changes his spots!  Nick assures Leanne that he can handle Carla and shortly after assures Carla that he will talk Leanne around.  Such an optimist!


Gina does not want to give Dev the wrong impression (she seems less worried about giving Tim the wrong idea) so Tim suggests she does her Adele impression.  I know so little about Adele I cannot observe if the impression was good or bad - but it had them laughing.  Dev was over the top as usual later on and it is clear that Dev likes some aspects of Gina but cannot understand her.  It has been said elsewhere that being Dev's partner is akin to the kiss of death especially if your name ends in "a"(Sunita, Maya, Erica).  Gina is right to walk away.


This caused some laughter in our house when Carla went the full Noddy with those red cheeks.  Not sure what went wrong in make up but I bet Ali King was spitting blood when she saw the effect last night!  It was Nick who was off to meet clients.  However Jan McVerry was on good form on Wednesday as these next few clips will demonstrate.


Moira is suggesting to the newly engaged couple that perhaps they could have a competition (like Russian roulette) using a turkey baster to see who gets pregnant first.  They should listen as Moira (as Helen in another universe) has a lot of experience of the turkey baster approach.


For those living overseas you may wonder why Nick was telling Carla it would take over two hours to cover 53 miles shown as the distance between Manchester and Nottingham, according to the sat nav.  Our traffic is very slow but it is not that slow.  It is 53 miles as the crow flies.  However we like sending people by devious routes and my system tells me that it is more like 81 driving miles and over two hours, which given the current state of the motorways in this country is probably far too accurate to be believed.  A recent under 4 hour journey to Manchester to visit the Street took over 6.  I nearly missed dinner!


A picture tells a thousand words so they say.  And I wonder what story those three pairs of eyes (Gemma, Liz and Moira) are telling themselves as an unknowing Imran chats at one of the booths.  Earlier on Wednesday Tim had accused one of Sally's fellow inmates (the "highwaywoman") of undressing him with her eyes.  Imran looks like he is being undressed by three of them at once!


Come Friday I thought it was a little light on the laughter front.  However Amy (supported by the ever devious Adam) having caught her parents attempting to reunite (above) and decided to ensure it was contractual.  Steve and Tracy will not bother to read the contract as they merely want to resume relations and I bet we will all enjoy her penalty clauses some time next week.


You just know your day is going from bad to worse, you know the sort of thing, your distracted secretary gives you completely the wrong file, your annoying little sister plays noisily with a bouncing ball in your office for 7 minutes so you bundle her out and down the stairs and turn round to find the two most recent conquests - the Battersby duo - sitting there watching you.  And do I detect that one of them would still like to be ravishing you on your desk Imran?  He has just about recovered his composure by the time I can get a decent screen shot!

Extras at Work

I felt a little sorry for the lady waiting in the phone queue behind Sally this week so thought that she deserved recognition for standing there without causing any problems and we did not even get to see her face!

Writers: Mark Burt (Monday), Jan McVerry (Wednesday), Sam Holdsworth (Friday)
Directors: Tim Finn (Monday & Wednesday), Nic Phillips (Friday)

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