They always say that award: "Neither of us meant to hurt her, We tried to fight it, I hate myself for it" (hollow words. They mean nothing. If they did, you wouldn't have done it in the first place.)
Perception award: Gold Star and the Oscar goes to... Frank Foster. Boy could he put a spin on what happened that night!
Fraud award: Gold Star: Sylvia was pretending to Milton to be far more upscale than she and her family are. Truth comes out so now there's lofty ambitions to take the place.
Performance Fail: Apparently, though Brian has only been the head of the school for a couple of months, he's on the edge of losing his job. You'd think they'd give him more of a chance than that.
Gossip Central award: Sally wasted no time spreading the verdict, did she?
Obligatory Trial outbursts: Leanne and Peter. You can tell the jury to disregard it but they've heard it. The door can't be shut on it. And there's always one to protest the verdict.
Mr. Cellophane award: Transparent Star: Steve is so obvious, I can't understand why Tracy can't see right through him and detect he was up to something.
Techy award: Milton had the whole "Beef Encounters" presentation on his laptop in days!
Lines of the Week:
Leanne "I know you've done absolutely nothing wrong" (Phrase of Doom)
Roy "Americans are very tactile...unfortunately"
Owen about Frank "Never mind being locked up, he should be put down"
Sally "Didn't you know? They're having an affair. Have been for ages. ... Cheers!" (*smack smack smack*)
Leanne to Peter "One thing was true. You were going to see a dog!"
and "There's no such word as 'couldn't' only 'won't'"
Deirdre "A woman scorned is a very different kettle of fish from a man scorned" Ken "Tell me about it"
Stella to Peter "I hope you're proud of yourself!"
Milton to Roy "Goodbye Roys Rolls, Hello Beef Encounters"
Roy about Milton "The Brashness! The contempt for the English language!"
Foreman of the Jury "Not Guilty"
Deirdre "They're like busses to Peter, always another one along in a minute!" (Ha!!)
